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He's scarier than anything else in cinema:
http://www.petitiononline.com/RRH53888/petition.html

And check out his ego-tastic response:
here
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Also, not language-safe for work or small children.
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Post by steveflam »

So pardon my ignorance, but who is this person? I for one don't watch horror flicks or play any video games, so this is perhaps why I've never heard of him?

I did google him and the only movie I've ever heard of is the Dungeon Siege one which I haven't seen. Though I heard it was terrible.
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Post by Jester of the FoS »

He makes movies based on video games which are all terrible beyond words. He's a blight on the industry that makes the entire sub-genre look bad and probably keeps good, quality people from making video game movies.

And he's a smug, arrogant prick about it which really rubs me the wrong way and helps me want bring him down.
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Sign me up heh!
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Post by Catman Jim »

Wow, this is a steaming pile of bad flicks, isn't it?

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0093051/

and he is claiming "genius"? :roll:
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Post by JinnTolser »

I signed the petition. I see it's at over 200,000 signatures. When did this thing start?
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Post by Brandi »

Personally I hope he sticks around. The mass fanboy butthurt is so entertaining.
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JinnTolser wrote:I signed the petition. I see it's at over 200,000 signatures. When did this thing start?
Early April
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Post by Lord Soth »

The 'Go Uwe!' petition which he urged his fans to support was put up pretty much immediately after that youtube video. Unfortunately for Uwe, the response to that petition has been a bit more tepid. Here it is.

http://www.petitiononline.com/mod_perl/ ... gi?uwelive

So far it's gotten 4,478 signatures. The 'Stop Uwe' petition, however, is now up to 207,062 signatures.

Incidentally, for those unfamiliar with his works, here's a list of the rankings that some of his movies have gotten at Rotten Tomatoes. This should give you an idea of how horrible his movies are.

11% Blackwoods
4% House of the Dead
1% Alone in the Dark
4% BloodRayne
5% In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale
Personally I hope he sticks around. The mass fanboy butthurt is so entertaining.


I wonder if you'd be singing a different tune if he were to end up with the rights to make a Ravenloft movie? :P
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Post by order99 »

Do Not Blaspheme...

There are few things more personally terrifying to me than the possible combo of Uwe Boll/ Ravenloft...brrr.

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Post by Manofevil »

Was that a horror check we just witnessed?
Do us a favor Luv, Stick yer 'ead in a bucket a kick it!

So, gentlemen, that's how it is. Until Grissome.... resurfaces, I'm the acting president, and I say starting with this... anniversary festival, we run this city into the ground! :D
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Post by Isabella »

On a lighter note, the WOW community just laughed in his face.

http://www.strategyinformer.com/news/86 ... off-limits

May all companies take note of Blizzard's Uwe Boll policy.
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