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Gorilla makes daring escape from imprisonment and terrorises

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Gorilla makes daring escape from imprisonment and terrorises zoo visitors: http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070518/ap_ ... ed_gorilla
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Scary. :shock:
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I sense the hand of Markov at work!
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HuManBing wrote:I sense the hand of Markov at work!
* shakes his fists at the sky while standing over injured woman *

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I'm reminded of an old comic from 'The Far Side' In which a hotel clerk is speaking across a desk to a gorilla and says, "I'm sorry. If you weighed 500 pounds, we could accomodate you, but it's a simple fact that a 400 pound gorilla does NOT sleep anywhere he wants." I wonder if this is what happened here. :lol:
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I hope I'm not the only one who started having "The Murders in the Rue Morgue" flashbacks when I read this...
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Don't worry, you're not. :twisted:
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The first thought that got my mind as reading that it dragged a poor woman around was: This isn't a gorilla, but Godzila! :lol:
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