Ask a darklord

[Scarycount]

Hazlik: (Is too emotionally crushed over the fact that the incredibly good looking Scarycount has a GF to respond)

Dear Frantisek Markov: Which movie do you prefer, Beauty and the Beast, or Robin Hood?

[HuManBing]

Markov: Well, Beauty and the Beast features an epic tale of sin and redemption, wrongs and forgiveness, and the knowledge that true beauty lies just beneath the surface - no matter what the appearance of the skin.

But that having been said, Robin Hood involves men in tights. I'm afraid there's no contest on this one. Robin Hood all the way.


A question for Jacqueline Renier. If you turn into a rat whenever you're with a man you really like, does that mean you don't "get any"? (And if the answer is that you still get "some", there are a few friends of mine who want to know where this "some" can be "got".)

[Manofevil]

Jacqueline Renier: Talk to the hand! You KNOW I got too much goin' on for any'o your loser friends!

Frantisek Markov: How much wood would a werewoodchuck chuck if a a werewoodchuck could chuck wood?

[Scarycount]

Frantisek: Before or after I gave it the arms of Schwarzeneger?

Dear Tristessa, how was mothers day?

[HuManBing]

Tristessa: Oh, it was perfect! I got Baby's first shoes out of the box to remember the little precious one! All eight of them!

To Azalin: Why do you have "Steal Vitality" in your spell mastery list when the spell is completely useless to you, being as you are a lich?

[Spiteful Crow]

To Azalin: Why do you have "Steal Vitality" in your spell mastery list when the spell is completely useless to you, being as you are a lich?

Azalin: I took that feat before I became a lich. I didn't make a mistake when reading the spell description. Really.

>_>

<_<

Dear Yagno, know any good places to eat around here?

[Sylaire]

Yagno: "Certainly! The G'Hennan Arms serves excellent food at very reasonable prices...to the ruling priesthood. I note that you appear to be carrying excess foodstuffs with you; clearly you need to donate three-fourths of your menu to the greater glory of Zhakata! Remember, it's not an eating disorder; it's piety!"

Dear God-Brain: Do you ever suffer from phantom limb pain?

[Drinnik Shoehorn]

*Melts Sylaire with MIND BULLETS*

Easen, Does everyone use Bizarro-speak in Vechor?

[InVinoVeritas]

NO ONE uses Bizarro-speak in Vechor! I command that we ALL use EASAN-speak! There will be no Bizarro-speak of any kind! Anyone who speaks other than Easan-speak with have his or her mouth confiscated!

Except on Talk-Like-A-Pirate Day.

Stezen D'Polarno, do you prefer Expressionism or Cubism?

[Manofevil]

Stezen D'Polarno: Neither, I'm right now in my Mauve Period. I may take up animation

Frantisek Markov: Are YOU responsible for the creation of the vile Were-Pikachu? <--Note Resemblance

[Sylaire]

Markov: "You flatter me, but truly, were I a darklord of such diabolical evil as to have committed such a heinous perversion of the laws of nature and morality, Markovia would never have been booted out of the Core."

Dear Tristen (apBlanc, not Hiregaard): Do you happen to have the time?

[Scarycount]

ApBlanc: (Screams in unholy agony as his mortal body is burned away), It's about 7:30.

Dear Urik von Kharkov, Maryanne or Ginger?

[Rotipher of the FoS]

Urik von Kharkov: Um, can I have Ginger cooked to perfection by Marya-- oh, skip it, just have them draw straws!




Dear Sodo,

If there were a Ravenloft movie, which of the twenty-odd actors who'd be playing you should get the most screen time?

[Spiteful Crow]

Dear Sodo,

If there were a Ravenloft movie, which of the twenty-odd actors who'd be playing you should get the most screen time?

Sodo: "If there was a Ravenloft movie, I'd be played by a CGI creation instead of real actors... or possibly by Jim Carrey."

Dear King Crocodile, what is your opinion on pirates?

[Scarycount]

Crocodile: I can't quite decide wheater I prefer them with ketchup or with steak sauce.

Dear Dominc D'honiere: What is your favorite breakfast food?