Your Wish Granted...with a Twist

Scipio · Post by **Scipio** » Sun Apr 29, 2007 8:37 pm

Granted, but you're allergic to the dip. (Technically it's not toxic.)
Edit: I wish I hadn't forgotten to make a wish.

Scarycount · Post by **Scarycount** » Sun Apr 29, 2007 8:50 pm

Granted, you now have a shock collar around your neck that turns on whenever you forget to make a wish.

I wish I had my own theme song, that the dj plays whenever I show up at a party.

BigBadQDaddy · Post by **BigBadQDaddy** » Sun Apr 29, 2007 9:16 pm

Oh priceless...

Granted! And that theme song is It's Raining Men by the Weather Girls

I wish I had more time to play Dead Rising on my 360.

Scipio · Post by **Scipio** » Sun Apr 29, 2007 10:05 pm

Granted! You lose your job, giving you all the time you want to play it.

I wish I hadn't gotten in a car wreck coming back from the store.

Rotipher of the FoS · Sun Apr 29, 2007 11:28 pm

Ouch! Not funny; I hope you and your car are OK, Scipio.

Scipio · Post by **Scipio** » Mon Apr 30, 2007 4:00 am

I'm a bit banged up but I've had worse (only a couple cracked ribs and a sprained wrist.) The car, however was DOA, it rolled 7 times into a ditch, stupid drunk drivers.

*zap*
OW, ok I'll wish already! I wish I didn't have this shock collar.

Spiteful Crow · Post by **Spiteful Crow** » Mon Apr 30, 2007 9:48 am

Scipio wrote:*zap*
OW, ok I'll wish already! I wish I didn't have this shock collar.

Granted! It's a belt now!

I wish to never go to Korea ever again.

Moral Machivelli · Post by **Moral Machivelli** » Mon Apr 30, 2007 10:04 am

Granted. You just got petrified and cemented to the ground. Now you can't go anywhere again.

I wish for somthing nice.

Drinnik Shoehorn · Post by **Drinnik Shoehorn** » Mon Apr 30, 2007 12:14 pm

Moral Machivelli wrote:Granted. You just got petrified and cemented to the ground. Now you can't go anywhere again.

I wish for somthing nice.

Granted. The townhall from Nice, France, falls from the sky and squishes you.

I wish I hadn't cut my eye at work the other day because it freaking hurts.

alhoon · Post by **alhoon** » Mon Apr 30, 2007 8:32 pm

Granted! You have cut off your hand instead!

I wish all Americans would stop speaking English or any version of that language.

Isabella · Post by **Isabella** » Mon Apr 30, 2007 8:39 pm

Дарено! Теперь они все говорят плохого русского. Никто может понять их, массовая истеричность происходит, и международные проломы экономии вниз.

Я желаю alhoon не сделало то желание, потому что я не могу поговорить русского

Sylaire · Post by **Sylaire** » Mon Apr 30, 2007 10:17 pm

Apparently my browser has Cyrillic installed...

I wish I'd taken more than a semester of Russian.

VAN · Post by **VAN** » Tue May 01, 2007 4:15 am

Granted. You study Russian every hour of the day and... you die since you have forgotten to drink and eat for days.

I wish Americans turn to speak english again so I can understand what Isabella has said to alhoon!

alhoon · Post by **alhoon** » Tue May 01, 2007 11:12 am

Isabella wrote:Дарено! Теперь они все говорят плохого русского. Никто может понять их, массовая истеричность происходит, и международные проломы экономии вниз.

Я желаю alhoon не сделало то желание, потому что я не могу поговорить русского

LooooooooooL

Granted! However your IQ is so low that you can't understand anything other than what Isabella said

I wish I understood too what Isabella said.

VAN · Post by **VAN** » Tue May 01, 2007 2:41 pm

Granted! You have the same twist effect with me of course!

I wish Isabella translate her post to us!

Café de Nuit

Welcome, friends, to our establishment.

Your Wish Granted...with a Twist