Your Wish Granted...with a Twist

Nathan of the FoS · Post by **Nathan of the FoS** » Thu Mar 22, 2007 8:25 pm

Spiteful Crow wrote:Granted! They make fun of the silly, scatterbrained folks who forget to make wishes multiple times instead!

I wish I had a lifetime supply of dark chocolate.

Granted. How much chocolate can you eat in the next three milliseconds?

I wish this wasn't the most popular thread on this board.

Who knew the Wishing Imp had such a big fan club?

Spiteful Crow · Post by **Spiteful Crow** » Thu Mar 22, 2007 8:33 pm

Granted! A spam bot starts a topic and IT becomes the most popular topic on the board!

I wish I had a copy of Dungeon Master's Guide and Player's Handbook v4.

Moral Machivelli · Post by **Moral Machivelli** » Sun Mar 25, 2007 4:36 pm

Granted. However, they now weigh in at 3 tonnes each, and bot appear immedietly abve your head.

I wish I could live ( Not unlive)in another world

Somehow, I don't think this one'll go well.

Rotipher of the FoS · Post by **Rotipher of the FoS** » Sun Mar 25, 2007 7:11 pm

Isabella wrote:Granted. You can live in another world! But you have no way ever, ever get to one, and you never will.

Hrm, I, uh, actually don't think that works as well as I thought it did...
I wish I hadn't replied that post at all.

Granted. Post deleted (but quoted to preserve your embarassment for posterity

).

I wish I could be watching Planet Earth on my parents' hi-def plasma TV, not my ordinary one.

Nathan of the FoS · Post by **Nathan of the FoS** » Mon Mar 26, 2007 8:34 am

Rotipher of the FoS wrote:
I wish I could be watching Planet Earth on my parents' hi-def plasma TV, not my ordinary one.

...you want to move back in with your parents?...

Granted!

I wish I owned a hi-def plasma TV.

Spiteful Crow · Post by **Spiteful Crow** » Mon Mar 26, 2007 1:21 pm

Granted! But the plasma needs to be recharged, costing as much as the TV itself.

I wish my taxes would do themselves, without ripping me off.

JinnTolser · Post by **JinnTolser** » Mon Mar 26, 2007 1:59 pm

Granted! But they make a simple addition error and tell you that you owe far less than you actually do. You are audited by the IRS, arrested, and charged with fraud.

I wish people didn't get colds anymore.

alhoon · Post by **alhoon** » Wed Mar 28, 2007 11:51 am

Granted! They contact Malaria instead.

I wish I was horribly miserable for ever. (Ha! Twist that you freaks!)

Moral Machivelli · Post by **Moral Machivelli** » Wed Mar 28, 2007 12:31 pm

Granted: you are now a boring, normal wageslave. That must be one misrable lifestyle.

I wish that I don't get arrested whirlst staying in China

steveflam · Post by **steveflam** » Wed Mar 28, 2007 12:57 pm

Moral Machivelli wrote:Granted: you are now a boring, normal wageslave. That must be one misrable lifestyle.

I wish that I don't get arrested whirlst staying in China

Have fun in China and dont get too much culture shock when you come back!

alhoon · Post by **alhoon** » Wed Mar 28, 2007 1:21 pm

Moral Machivelli wrote:Granted: you are now a boring, normal wageslave. That must be one misrable lifestyle.

I wish that I don't get arrested whirlst staying in China

Hey! Where's the twist there you cheater!

Moral Machivelli · Post by **Moral Machivelli** » Wed Mar 28, 2007 1:36 pm

Seriously? That's what you wanted

. Oh , I get it. Version Two

You are now a manic depressive. You are perminantly Misrable

(I thaught this was the one you wanted, which is why I gave you the other one)

Earlier wish still stands.

Spiteful Crow · Post by **Spiteful Crow** » Wed Mar 28, 2007 1:39 pm

alhoon wrote:I wish I was horribly miserable for ever. (Ha! Twist that you freaks!)

alhoon wrote:Hey! Where's the twist there you cheater!

You're trapped in some sort of twisted paradise. The sky is always blue. The grass is always the greenest green. Everyone's always smiling and happy. But it feels

so

WRONG!

Moral Machivelli wrote:I wish that I don't get arrested whilst staying in China

Granted. US Homeland Security arrests you before you can even get on the plane to go there.

alhoon · Post by **alhoon** » Wed Mar 28, 2007 1:44 pm

You forgot to make a wish!

And both of you gave me a good twist on the wish.

Spiteful Crow · Post by **Spiteful Crow** » Wed Mar 28, 2007 4:52 pm

Whoops. Ninja'ed AND forgot to make a wish. >_<

I wish I had every netbook the frat will ever write.

Café de Nuit

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Your Wish Granted...with a Twist