Your Wish Granted...with a Twist

Scarycount · Post by **Scarycount** » Fri Mar 02, 2007 8:52 pm

Granted, now your friend is 100 times smarter than you and mocks every word born of your comparatively inferior brain.

I wish Flintstones reruns were still on TV.

Reginald de Curry · Post by **Reginald de Curry** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 12:36 pm

Granted, but your TV collapses under the weight.

I wish I wasn't having car trouble.

VAN · Post by **VAN** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 2:21 pm

Granted, Your car disappears so you don't have any trouble with it!

I wish there is something cool to watch in TV.

Drinnik Shoehorn · Post by **Drinnik Shoehorn** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 3:52 pm

Granted. A glass of ice appears on top of the TV.

I wish for world peace.

Moral Machivelli · Post by **Moral Machivelli** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 4:03 pm

Granted. all the World leaders Decide to bury their diferences, they meet for a final time at the UN to make it all official.

Total No. of world leaders before that meeting 23,495.

Total No of world leaders after that meeting 0

Assasination is IN, baby

OK, now, the big one

I wish for

WORLD DOMINATION!!!!

'cos someone has to.

Reginald de Curry · Post by **Reginald de Curry** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 4:49 pm

Granted, you receive a globe wrapped in leather.

I wish the buck stopped here.

ScS of the Fraternity · Mon Mar 05, 2007 5:49 pm

Granted.
Bam!
A large deer charges through the wall, crashing into your comparatively tiny frame. Miraculously, the buck does in fact stop there. By some trick of the laws of physics it transfers its momentum completely, sending you hurtling through the air like a beach ball. Sadly, while beach balls don't feel pain or curse, you will surely be doing both when you hit the ground.

I just wish I was there to see it.

Wiccy of the Fraternity · Mon Mar 05, 2007 6:09 pm

Granted, you switch places with Reginald.

I wish for world peace

alhoon · Post by **alhoon** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 11:37 pm

Granted! Devils come over from the nine hells, enslaving all humanity and killing within minutes everyone who might have resisted. People that may some day think to resist in the future are tortured to slow death as an example.

World peace is here!

I wish I would gain something good and lasting in the granting of my next wish.

JinnTolser · Post by **JinnTolser** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 12:38 am

Granted! You become a billionaire overnight. The shock of it all causes you to have massive cardiac arrest. Your fortune lasts; you do not.

I wish my wishes wouldn't get twisted.

Spiteful Crow · Post by **Spiteful Crow** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 1:33 am

JinnTolser wrote:Granted! You become a billionaire overnight. The shock of it all causes you to have massive cardiac arrest. Your fortune lasts; you do not.

I wish my wishes wouldn't get twisted.

You lose any ability to make further wishes.

I wish I had teleportation powers.

VAN · Post by **VAN** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 2:33 am

Granted. You teleport yourself at the Earth after the devils had come. Since you have teleportation powers you want to resist, but they have dimensional anchor!

I wish this day be sunny.

Scarycount · Post by **Scarycount** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 3:00 am

Granted, it's so sunny you have a heat stroke and die.

I wish my lunch break was an hour longer.

BigBadQDaddy · Post by **BigBadQDaddy** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 12:03 pm

Granted,
But now your work hours are increased by 10 hours...and just becuase it has been awhile...Your boss is the giant infant mentioned early on in this thread.

I wish I had a pet giant infant!

Reginald de Curry · Post by **Reginald de Curry** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 1:37 pm

Granted, but it uses you for a pacifier. Drowned in baby slobber, so sad…

I wish for a really good pizza.

Café de Nuit

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Your Wish Granted...with a Twist