Sideshow Bob. Darklord of Springfeild?

Scarycount · Post by **Scarycount** » Sat Nov 04, 2006 6:23 pm

Let me say right off, this is a joke thread. He has the perfect curse, he can't defeat Bart. He has a simple flaw, his vanity. And he is forced to exist in a city full of idiots. It also explains why Springfeild isn't on any US maps, it's really an island of Terror!

Jester of the FoS · Post by **Jester of the FoS** » Sat Nov 04, 2006 10:13 pm

He's a villain but Burns is defintely the darklord.

Luke Fleeman · Post by **Luke Fleeman** » Sun Nov 05, 2006 1:49 am

Springfield is actually a cluster.

Barney is the darklord of Moe's; Willy of the school; and Comic Book guy of his shop.

A fine cluster, methinks.

Charney · Post by **Charney** » Sun Nov 05, 2006 8:23 am

Luke Fleeman wrote:Springfield is actually a cluster.

Barney is the darklord of Moe's; Willy of the school; and Comic Book guy of his shop.

A fine cluster, methinks.

Willy is definitively a Darklord, that's for sure!

Scarycount · Post by **Scarycount** » Sun Nov 05, 2006 3:47 pm

Jester of the FoS wrote:He's a villain but Burns is defintely the darklord.

What's his curse? Sure his old ideas make him look quite the fool sometimes, but he always gets off scot free. He's even obtained his long lost teddy bear, of couse he is condemmed to loose bobo every century.
I guess your right.

Now for a tough question, how do these various darklords close their borders? Barney probably floods the streets with beer.

Luke Fleeman · Post by **Luke Fleeman** » Sun Nov 05, 2006 7:27 pm

Comic book guy raises a great tide of sarcasm so horrible no one can leave.

Joël of the FoS · Post by **Joël of the FoS** » Sun Nov 05, 2006 9:15 pm

Jester of the FoS wrote:He's a villain but Burns is defintely the darklord.

I'd see more Burns as the Azrael of Springfield. He has nearly it all in his hand, but not totally.

His curse (should he be darklord) ? Smithers!

Joël

Scarycount · Post by **Scarycount** » Mon Nov 06, 2006 12:16 am

If burns is the Azrael, who's the Inza?

Ah, of course!
Bart.

Wiccy of the Fraternity · Tue Nov 07, 2006 6:40 pm

The Curse of Monty Burns - to never remember Homer's name, to fail in his most evil schemes when his concience pops up out of nowhere, to always lose Bobo, the homo-erotic affections of Smithers, the yearn for Marge who's married to Homer, the list goes on really

Scarycount · Post by **Scarycount** » Tue Nov 07, 2006 8:13 pm

Perhaps Marge could somhow be seduced by Burns, and give birth to the Springfeild Dukkar?

Gemathustra · Post by **Gemathustra** » Tue Nov 07, 2006 11:04 pm

Scarycount wrote:Perhaps Marge could somhow be seduced by Burns, and give birth to the Springfeild Dukkar?

That's Bart.

Charney · Post by **Charney** » Wed Nov 08, 2006 9:07 am

Gemathustra wrote:
Scarycount wrote:Perhaps Marge could somhow be seduced by Burns, and give birth to the Springfeild Dukkar?
That's Bart.

This reminds me of the halloween special where Bart is a monster who can have anything he wants. Now he was a real darklord! His curse was to be hugged by Homer!

Reginald de Curry · Post by **Reginald de Curry** » Wed Nov 08, 2006 2:37 pm

Actually, it was Homer's kiss that woke Bart up.

Scarycount · Post by **Scarycount** » Wed Nov 08, 2006 7:26 pm

Actually, I think Maggie's the dukkar. Malochio was holding intelligent conversation before Gabi recovered from childbirth. Maggie's not that smart, but she can escape from a day care center, and she did attempt to kill Burns.

Luke Fleeman · Post by **Luke Fleeman** » Thu Nov 09, 2006 1:57 am

I second the Maggie as Dukkar sentiment.

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Sideshow Bob. Darklord of Springfeild?

Sideshow Bob. Darklord of Springfeild?