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What would Van Richten say?

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... or for that matter, Dr. Mordenheim?

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Van Richten: "Was she attacked by weredogs? And why not just use healing magic?"

Mordenheim: "I'll have to try that, sometime."
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Reginald de Curry wrote:Van Richten: "Was she attacked by weredogs? And why not just use healing magic?"

Mordenheim: "I'll have to try that, sometime."
Van Richten: Oh, no! Not another companion slain by supernatural forces!

Mordenheim: Been there, done that...
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*Upon finding the poor woman and beginning the procedure*

Van Richten: Quick, get me some anaesthetic!

Mordenheim: We don't need no stinking anaesthetic!
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*Upon seeing the woman torn apart but still barely alive*

Van Richten: The poor soul feel to the foul minions of the night

Mordenheim: Jane Pessant, Famers wife. A woman barely alive. Van Richten, I can rebuild her. I have the technology. I have the capability to build the world's first bionic woman. Jane Pessant will be that woman. Better than she was before. Better, stronger, faster...
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*In regards to the body of the donor*

Van Richten: "May her soul rest in peace for her sacrifice."

Mordenheim: "You only used the face?"

Frantesik Markov: "Now the real question is, what can we do with the dog's face?"

Strahd: "Damn it! Now they both look like Tatyana!"
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Undead Cabbage wrote: Strahd: "Damn it! Now they both look like Tatyana!"
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