The Onion - news for Azalin?

[HuManBing]

http://www.theonion.com/content/video/r ... lry_may_be

This report brings up the alarming possibility that jewelry made from baby skulls may actually be unethically harvested. Remember to buy responsibly, only from certified ethical baby skull providers!

[Sareau]

It also says there's a link to violence. I just want to know who's harvesting baby skulls and letting them fight back?

[HuManBing]

Wasn't there this one time when a baby found two huge serpents in his crib and strangled them both?

"Taking candy from a baby" might not always be easy either.

[alhoon]

Appart from Hercules though, the baby skull harvesters shouldn't have trouble.

I believe these accusations about unfair prices and working these poor skull harvesters 16 hours per day in awful conditions are just few cases that just got too much attention. There are indeed a few (very few) rotten apples in the stock, but I'm sure most baby skull harvesters enjoy insurance, nice retirement programs and all the rights of an honorable worker.