The Desolation of Zeidenburg, Part One

alhoon · Post by **alhoon** » Tue Nov 07, 2006 2:38 am

As you know, undead are immune to this kind of things, not to mention that I have SR=18+level

Shrugging of your spell, My simulacrums counter with a barage of fireballs, lightingbolts, icestorms and of course the real treat is the summoning of:

Le Noir Faineant · Post by **Le Noir Faineant** » Tue Nov 07, 2006 4:21 am

There's a weapon so vile that no man will be able to resist its devastating powers....

alhoon · Post by **alhoon** » Sun Dec 03, 2006 12:25 pm

Someone would think that my multy-task specialist without a brain would be immune to mind influencing tricks. A pity that I hadn't countered on this artifact of yours.

So lets go to the old tried-and-false tactics: Gremshika legions and more legions. Behold the terror of Praetorian-dressed Gremshika, walking under the protection of their shields.

PS. The shields are made from the beer cans that Homer throws away, cut in half...

Le Noir Faineant · Post by **Le Noir Faineant** » Mon Dec 04, 2006 6:25 am

Oh, come on...

And you can be glad that I didn't resurrect the Star Wars kid...

alhoon · Post by **alhoon** » Sat Dec 23, 2006 8:20 pm

What is this? I don't think it can stop mu Gremshika Legions, although I wish it can. Let's see.

Also you'll notice the elves of Sant Claws (Check the Merry Christmas thread in GNoticeboard) working furiously to create explosive deadly toys for your minion that would make proud even the craftiest fir.

Let's see if he can resist the explosive Action Man and X-Men toys.

Le Noir Faineant · Post by **Le Noir Faineant** » Sun Dec 24, 2006 4:29 am

That guy fights on my side, not on yours!

Merry christmas, old chum!

alhoon · Post by **alhoon** » Sun Jan 14, 2007 7:24 am

Let me insert the "children in distress" good boys and girls that run around screaming "help! help! My toys are all broken!" The "toys" are a group of bombs made by firs, that look like ... broken toys. With his compulsion to help children, Santa will blow appart.

Le Noir Faineant · Post by **Le Noir Faineant** » Mon Jan 15, 2007 3:13 am

Then, you leave me no choice; I send my own spoiled kids against your spoiled kids.

But mine are armed!

alhoon · Post by **alhoon** » Thu Jan 18, 2007 9:06 am

Devious, but not devious enough.

Unleash the restrictive mothers!

Le Noir Faineant · Post by **Le Noir Faineant** » Tue Jan 23, 2007 3:52 am

... LOL!

I neutralize those mothers with tons of dirty dishes...

alhoon · Post by **alhoon** » Sat Jan 27, 2007 1:15 am

Seems familiar?
He will help the mothers do the dishes in no time... and he will take their mind out of cleaning anyway. They will certainly not want their kids around when their relations proceed with this sexy stud.

Le Noir Faineant · Post by **Le Noir Faineant** » Sat Jan 27, 2007 4:46 am

I surrender...

NOT!

Hope youi have sweet dreams with THIS:

Café de Nuit

Welcome, friends, to our establishment.

The Desolation of Zeidenburg, Part One