If I were an Overlord List
To see the list, just scroll down a bit. I don't think there is a single Darklord that doesn't fail at least one of these.
Except, of course, Azalin. But then again, his doomsday devices could have been labelled 'do not touch' as well.
Tips for Darklords
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Undead Cabbage
- Evil Genius
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- Location: In one of Neil Gaiman's books, or at least I wish I was.
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Gemathustra
- Evil Genius
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- Joined: Wed Dec 10, 2003 11:31 pm
- Location: The Cleft of Dimensions
I don't know...
I always got the gross suspicion that to follow that list explicitely would take absolutely all of the fun out of being a melodramatic villain.
I'd sooner floss my teeth with Scs' intestines again than give up laughing maniacally.
Or turning into a giant snake.
I always got the gross suspicion that to follow that list explicitely would take absolutely all of the fun out of being a melodramatic villain.
I'd sooner floss my teeth with Scs' intestines again than give up laughing maniacally.
Or turning into a giant snake.
"Arrogant mortal! You are in my world now and you will never leave this attic alive! I will destroy you, and then I will possess she whom you love the most. And there is not a single thing in the world you can do to stop me!"
*poke*
"OW!"
-Dracula
*poke*
"OW!"
-Dracula
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ScS of the Fraternity
- Moderator
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Gemathustra
- Evil Genius
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- Joined: Wed Dec 10, 2003 11:31 pm
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On the other hand, malaysian intestinal worms go great with tom kha soup.ScS of the Fraternity wrote:Tip #554: Cultivate friendship with a species of viscious malaysian intestinal worms. That way, if captured you can vomit them out to attack your captors.
Also discourages people from flossing with your entrails - the second time, anyway.
"Arrogant mortal! You are in my world now and you will never leave this attic alive! I will destroy you, and then I will possess she whom you love the most. And there is not a single thing in the world you can do to stop me!"
*poke*
"OW!"
-Dracula
*poke*
"OW!"
-Dracula
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JinnTolser
- Evil Genius
- Posts: 523
- Joined: Wed Dec 03, 2003 10:43 am
- Location: Franklin Park, IL
My favorite on the list was this one:
If one of my daughters actually manages to win the hero and openly defies me, I will congratulate her on her choice, declare a national holiday to celebrate the wedding, and proclaim the hero my heir. This will probably be enough to break up the relationship. If not, at least I am assured that no hero will attack my Legions of Terror when they are holding a parade in his honor.