The Desolation of Zeidenburg, Part One
- alhoon
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Let me see...
Candle-nuke? Nope.
Soup of Marshmellows? Nope
Cole's flute? How did that got here?
Ahhh... Here it is:
The Bathtube of Nightmares!. See how your duck handles this. It will probably jump in to be lost for all eternity!
Candle-nuke? Nope.
Soup of Marshmellows? Nope
Cole's flute? How did that got here?
Ahhh... Here it is:
The Bathtube of Nightmares!. See how your duck handles this. It will probably jump in to be lost for all eternity!
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Hey... I need clairvoyance to watch your Mario from Head to toe!
OK then. I'll let levitating gold pieces high above his head. His rythmic up-and-down jumps he will make to get them will cause a tremendous earthquake that will probably destroy him, the bathtube and the duck.
OK then. I'll let levitating gold pieces high above his head. His rythmic up-and-down jumps he will make to get them will cause a tremendous earthquake that will probably destroy him, the bathtube and the duck.
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Time for an Evard's black tentacle spell, attached on napalm bomb trigger. Let's see if he would like that BOOM the pulling of tentacles would cause.
Oh, and since Merowech choose that path, I can finally use my "Travestine repulsion ray" at last! It is a ray that shoots any man/woman crossdresser 500' away in an arc. I hope Merowech has parachutes on him or he will crush unceremoniously from a 250-300' tall fall.
Strange. I was sure I would use this on Charlatan first.
Oh, and since Merowech choose that path, I can finally use my "Travestine repulsion ray" at last! It is a ray that shoots any man/woman crossdresser 500' away in an arc. I hope Merowech has parachutes on him or he will crush unceremoniously from a 250-300' tall fall.
Strange. I was sure I would use this on Charlatan first.
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I need this for my army.
Let's see how loyal it is. I'll send it 100 goblin bankers of my Nostalgian bank as an offering. It can kill them for sport, eat them as food or bargain with them. In every case, I'll probable make it switch sides
Let's see how loyal it is. I'll send it 100 goblin bankers of my Nostalgian bank as an offering. It can kill them for sport, eat them as food or bargain with them. In every case, I'll probable make it switch sides
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Hmmm. Let's see how they will fare against 100 Gremshikas.
This will do two goods:
1. They will probably show their powers.
2. THey will probably kill 100 Gremshikas violently!
This wagon without horses seems interesting. Although the light in the front is annoying.
This will do two goods:
1. They will probably show their powers.
2. THey will probably kill 100 Gremshikas violently!
This wagon without horses seems interesting. Although the light in the front is annoying.
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Apparently the could not. A pity and I wished to see them all dispatched violently to a bloody end. Oh, well never mind. He seems a disgustingly nice guy. Let's see how he reacts to a lady in distress situation:
This lady is threatened. Lonelyness (and a dozen Gremshikas) torment her to no end. SHe needs a "knight" to save her. You know what I mean... Is he up to the task, or he will run away once she'll try to hug and kiss her hero?
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BLEAHHHH ! ! !
For everything that's unholy and evil! How could ... She is... It is impossible...
Oh crap! I'm thankful again that I'm undead or I would throw up! And what a waste of Dwarven brains that would be...
OK. The man obviously has guts. And Willpower. And no taste. So charms, fear effects and poison wouldn't affect him.
Hey! Is he undead? Did I find the secret behind this Gremshika charmer? Let's cast a control undead to see...
For everything that's unholy and evil! How could ... She is... It is impossible...
Oh crap! I'm thankful again that I'm undead or I would throw up! And what a waste of Dwarven brains that would be...
OK. The man obviously has guts. And Willpower. And no taste. So charms, fear effects and poison wouldn't affect him.
Hey! Is he undead? Did I find the secret behind this Gremshika charmer? Let's cast a control undead to see...
"You truly see what a person is made of, when you begin to slice into them" - Semirhage
"I am not mad, no matter what you're implying." - Litalia
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