Your Wish Granted...with a Twist

Nathan of the FoS · Post by **Nathan of the FoS** » Thu Feb 22, 2007 5:16 pm

Granted! You're a quadriplegic.

I wish it was 5:00 already.

BigBadQDaddy · Post by **BigBadQDaddy** » Thu Feb 22, 2007 6:37 pm

Granted!
It's 5:00, which, as everybody knows, is the time in which you turn back into a pumpkin, damn that fairy godmother, she screwed you but good. Plus the prince will never respect you for who you really are.

I wish I had an undead pig for a pet

JinnTolser · Post by **JinnTolser** » Thu Feb 22, 2007 9:15 pm

Granted! Unfortunately, his favorite delicacy is BigBadQDaddy Steak!

I wish your undead pig wouldn't devour you quite so noisily and messily.

Undead Cabbage · Post by **Undead Cabbage** » Thu Feb 22, 2007 9:54 pm

*narrowly riggles out of the 300lb infants mouth*
GAH! Back you fiend! Damn my having no hands!

Granted. It's favorite delicacy is now JinnTolser sandwiches: a significantly more quiet dish.

I wish I wasn't a freakin salmon.

Rotipher of the FoS · Post by **Rotipher of the FoS** » Fri Feb 23, 2007 8:40 am

Granted. You are now a very calm, rational salmon with no inclination to freak out whatsoever.

I wish this thread weren't starting to repeat itself.

ScS of the Fraternity · Fri Feb 23, 2007 10:23 am

Duh.... [Drools moronically]
Granted.
BAM!
The thread has in fact been repeating itself right from conception and will continue repeating for years
... repeating for years
... repeating for years
... repeating for years

I wish we knew if there is intelligent life in the universe.

Undead Cabbage · Post by **Undead Cabbage** » Fri Feb 23, 2007 1:56 pm

Granted. George W. Bush gets to be president for a 3rd term, so now you know that there isn't!

I wish could kick ass.

Ken of Ghastria · Post by **Ken of Ghastria** » Sat Feb 24, 2007 3:27 pm

Granted. You're arrested for animal cruelty.

I wish Britney Spears would disappear from my TV screen.

Moral Machivelli · Post by **Moral Machivelli** » Sat Feb 24, 2007 3:31 pm

Granted, she's now in your lap.

I wish I was back on earth, in a human body.

Nathan of the FoS · Post by **Nathan of the FoS** » Sat Feb 24, 2007 4:17 pm

Granted. You're now in Britney Spears' body.

I wish I were an Oscar Meyer weiner.

Undead Cabbage · Post by **Undead Cabbage** » Sat Feb 24, 2007 4:36 pm

Granted. You are now a piece of meat composed of the ears, toes, and rectums of an assortment of different animals (I never got how being an Oscar Meyer Weiner was a good thing). The 300lb infant decides to eat you instead.

I wish I didn't have good download my school work into my brain, sort of like how a computer can just download information.

VAN · Post by **VAN** » Sat Feb 24, 2007 5:24 pm

Granted. Your life is now totally controlled by a computer.

I wish to loose some weight.

Moral Machivelli · Post by **Moral Machivelli** » Sun Feb 25, 2007 3:13 am

Granted. You're now a skeleton.

I wish for ultimate arcane power.

Coan · Post by **Coan** » Sun Feb 25, 2007 4:59 am

Moral Machivelli wrote:Granted. You're now a skeleton.

I wish for ultimate arcane power.

Granted, you're now the magical equivalent of a D volt battery.

I wish for optimism.

VAN · Post by **VAN** » Sun Feb 25, 2007 5:02 am

Granted. You become one of Toben the many zombies, with an outastanding large smile all over your face.

I wish for some free time.

Café de Nuit

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Your Wish Granted...with a Twist