Your Wish Granted...with a Twist

Ken of Ghastria · Post by **Ken of Ghastria** » Sun Feb 18, 2007 6:54 pm

Granted. A blow to the head renders you a paraplegic. No more drops or stumbles.

I wish I had the power to read minds.

Rotipher of the FoS · Post by **Rotipher of the FoS** » Sun Feb 18, 2007 9:28 pm

Granted. You now have the power to read minds ... of pigeons. Sadly, as they think of nothing but bread crumbs 24-7, you now have an uncontrollable appetite for bread crumbs and have gained 70 lbs pigging out on carbs.

I wish the students who came to my office hours for review were actually the ones who need help, not just the straight-A superstars.

ScS of the Fraternity · Sun Feb 18, 2007 10:07 pm

Duh... [Drools moroniclly (Dru isn't a good brain surgeon)]

Granted.
BAM!
For now on, every day you are greeted by students with severe emotional difficulties, each of whom threatens to commit suicide if you can't teach them an entire course in the 8 hours before their final exam.

I wish Dru hadn't replaced my frontal lobes with an Atlantic salmon.

BigBadQDaddy · Post by **BigBadQDaddy** » Mon Feb 19, 2007 12:37 am

Okay simple enough
*PooF!*
Now the salmon resides in your rectum and where the fish formerly held residence is now occupied by 300 lb human infant with a penchant for chewing on Atlantic Salmon...and of course the baby always gets what it wants

Hmmm...I wish I didn't enjoy eating atlantic salmon...

JinnTolser · Post by **JinnTolser** » Mon Feb 19, 2007 3:20 pm

Granted! You eat so much of it (and don't forget where you put it...) that you spend the rest of the night throwing it all back up, and swear off salmon forever.

I wish I hadn't seen that.

Undead Cabbage · Post by **Undead Cabbage** » Mon Feb 19, 2007 6:18 pm

Granted. Easen the Mad now has a new set of eyes to play with.

I wish I could fly.

Nathan of the FoS · Post by **Nathan of the FoS** » Mon Feb 19, 2007 11:33 pm

Undead Cabbage wrote:Granted. Easen the Mad now has a new set of eyes to play with.

I wish I could fly.

Granted. You're a fly.

I wish I had another fedora.

Lord_Pruitt · Post by **Lord_Pruitt** » Tue Feb 20, 2007 3:27 am

Granted. As you are admiring your new hat in the mirror, the Midnight Slasher taps you on your shoulder. It seems "he" is missing "his" hat.....

I wish I had a new house.

Undead Cabbage · Post by **Undead Cabbage** » Tue Feb 20, 2007 9:33 am

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Translation:

Granted. You look for one around the Borcan country-side, and find one that seems to have a certain...lamenting factor to it.

I wish I wasn't a fly.

ScS of the Fraternity · Tue Feb 20, 2007 11:33 am

Duh... [Drools moroniclly]

Granted.
BAM!
You are now an atlantic salmon thrashing in the jaws of the 300 pound infant that just chewed its way through the gaping ruin I once called my body.

I wish for world peace.

Nathan of the FoS · Post by **Nathan of the FoS** » Tue Feb 20, 2007 11:51 am

Granted. Thermonuclear war has ended life, civilization, and the chance of any future wars.

I wish ScS hadn't wished for that.

BigBadQDaddy · Post by **BigBadQDaddy** » Tue Feb 20, 2007 11:27 pm

Granted!
ScS wishes for BigBadQDaddy to have more beer in his fridge.

I wish I had a bottle opener

Lord_Pruitt · Post by **Lord_Pruitt** » Wed Feb 21, 2007 1:30 am

Granted. You receive one shiny bottle opener. Oh, did I mention that the opener was cursed? And that it only alllows you to open the beer, but never drink them again.

I wish I had my own brewery for dark ale

Moral Machivelli · Post by **Moral Machivelli** » Wed Feb 21, 2007 2:23 am

Granted. You own it, but you're also the main ingredient.

I wish I had Power.

JinnTolser · Post by **JinnTolser** » Wed Feb 21, 2007 3:19 am

Granted. You're struck by lightning, and for the brief moments before you die, your body courses with power.

I wish I was the President.

Café de Nuit

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Your Wish Granted...with a Twist