Once upon a time a young man went into the forest to meet his true love, a woman with sly brown eyes and hair like flame.
He walked a long way, he walked a short way, and as he went he came to where an old woman sat churning butter. Whirl, twirl, thump went the churn.
“Good morning, grandmother,” he said. “What do you make?”
“Butter for the funeral breads,” she replied, and nothing more. As he looked the young man saw the ears of a fox, almost hidden in the old woman’s silver hair.
“Well, good morrow to you,” he said, and went on his way.
He walked a long way, he walked a short way, and as he went he came to where a tall man was chopping logs. Twhick, thwack, thunk went the axe.
“Good morning, cousin,” he said. “What do you gather?”
“Wood for the funeral fire,” the tall man replied, and nothing more. Where his shirt hung open the young man could see the pelt of a fox beneath his clothing.
“Well, good morrow to you,” he said, and went on his way.
He walked a long way, he walked a short way, and as he went he came to where a figure all hooded and cloaked sat spinning fine white cloth. Hum, zum, thrum went the spinning wheel.
“Good morning, stranger,” he said. “What do you spin?”
“A shroud for the funeral table,” it replied, and nothing more. Beneath where its cloak came almost to the ground the young man could see the paws of a fox.
"Well, good morrow to you," said the young man, and went on his way.
At last he came to the house where his true love lived, and she threw open the door and rushed to greet him. “Come in, come in!” she said. “We have prepared our dinner, and waited only for you to arrive to eat!”
As he stood in the doorway the young man saw the fire burning merrily in the fireplace; he saw the baked bread steaming on the windowsill; and he saw the table, laid with its fine white cloth. Last of all he looked at his true love, and saw the tip of a fox’s brush poking out from beneath her skirt.
“That’s one too many for me!” said the young man, and he took to his heels and ran all the way home.
One Too Many.
- Nathan of the FoS
- Fiendish Enforcer
- Posts: 5246
- Joined: Fri Nov 28, 2003 3:39 pm
- Location: San Francisco CA
One Too Many.
Last edited by Nathan of the FoS on Thu Mar 29, 2007 3:17 pm, edited 2 times in total.
[b]FEAR JUSTICE.[/b] :elena:
*chortling madly* That was officially clever. And macabre. And funny. I liked the fairy-tale vibe to it (maintained by the narration consistently keeping a distance from the characters), and the ending fit very well (it wouldn't have been half so good if the protagonist had plodded on to a dismal end. That would have been a predictable and boring attempt at irony--this wasn't). Nice work!
- Nathan of the FoS
- Fiendish Enforcer
- Posts: 5246
- Joined: Fri Nov 28, 2003 3:39 pm
- Location: San Francisco CA
Thanks! Oddly enough, this whole story began with "Whirl, twirl, thump." I was walking around one day saying that to myself (!) and went home and wrote this. In a Ravenloft context I think it makes a pretty good Kartakan feeshka.Sylaire wrote:*chortling madly* That was officially clever. And macabre. And funny. I liked the fairy-tale vibe to it (maintained by the narration consistently keeping a distance from the characters), and the ending fit very well (it wouldn't have been half so good if the protagonist had plodded on to a dismal end. That would have been a predictable and boring attempt at irony--this wasn't). Nice work!
[b]FEAR JUSTICE.[/b] :elena:
- Joël of the FoS
- Moderator
- Posts: 6665
- Joined: Sun Nov 30, 2003 1:24 pm
- Gender: Male
- Location: St-Damien, Québec
- alhoon
- Invisible Menace
- Posts: 8853
- Joined: Thu Dec 11, 2003 6:46 pm
- Location: Chania or Athens // Greece
Actually I agree. It is clever, nice and fits Kartakas. I actually thought you have composed a Kartakas song.
"You truly see what a person is made of, when you begin to slice into them" - Semirhage
"I am not mad, no matter what you're implying." - Litalia
My DMGuild work!
"I am not mad, no matter what you're implying." - Litalia
My DMGuild work!