Ah, there is another one here! Want a companion? I speak the Real-World equivalent of Barovian...Beyond that, I'd become a priest or a paladin, probably with a little bit of bard thrown in. I'd still be LDS, so who knows? Maybe I could start knocking on doors all over Mordent and start up a congregation!
("Master, it's those people with the name tags again. They won't go away...shall I drain them?")Seriously, though? I'd probably end up a paladin. I would make attempts to be one with a sense of humor, though, including adopting as my personal heraldic device a big huuuuuge target.
Either that, or I'd found a university for adventurers. Among the courses offered would be: "Tactics: More Than Just A Word", "Diplomacy 101: Or, How Not to Get Eaten/Poisoned/Turned Into Something Slimy By the Denizens of Darkness; and "Common Sense: The Not-So-Common Trait"
