600 forbidden acts during an RPG

Catman Jim · Post by **Catman Jim** » Fri Aug 11, 2006 3:28 pm

Have you seen this fellows' list of acts forbidden during RPG's? Some of them made me laugh...

http://theglen.livejournal.com/16735.html

mistshadow2k4 · Post by **mistshadow2k4** » Sun Aug 13, 2006 3:55 pm

The Goddess' of Marriage chosen weapon is not the whip.

Obviously written by an unmarried person.

Thanks for the link.

Gemathustra · Post by **Gemathustra** » Sun Aug 13, 2006 4:13 pm

552. If my character's drow wife finds I let my neice appear in a Gnomes Gone Wild Video, my death will not even warrant a saving throw.

That's a keeper.

Jester of the FoS · Post by **Jester of the FoS** » Sun Aug 13, 2006 4:24 pm

180. I have neither the touch nor the power.

It's not esoteric. It's esoterrific!

Reginald de Curry · Post by **Reginald de Curry** » Mon Aug 14, 2006 5:14 pm

588. Paladins are immune to STDs, but if I take advantage of this ability, I lose it. Wonderful paradox, isn't it?

maraudar · Post by **maraudar** » Mon Aug 21, 2006 1:28 pm

54. Cannot pimp out other party members.

65. There is no Summon Bimbo spell. - Well there goes this weekend

77. I did not get my super powers from James T. Kirk.

I love that last one.

Maraudar

Coan · Post by **Coan** » Sun Aug 27, 2006 9:46 am

Reginald de Curry wrote:
588. Paladins are immune to STDs, but if I take advantage of this ability, I lose it. Wonderful paradox, isn't it?

This one has come up at least twice in my life with different people in different circumstances. My only conclusive explanation is that therefore everyone must be thinking about this question...

Why isn't it in the news! We need answers people!!

Wiccy of the Fraternity · Wed Aug 30, 2006 6:47 pm

Finally finished reading them alot of them reminded me of my old "punishable by beating with their PHB" list of crimes... but then I have DM'd many a dummy... *le sigh*

Corrupted_Loremaster · Sun Sep 24, 2006 1:59 am

252. I can not order the Druid to transform and roll out.

Good thing I finished my drink before reaching this one. I can't imagine green tea and gin being good for my screen or keyboard.

Desertrising · Post by **Desertrising** » Mon Sep 25, 2006 8:15 pm

Man this guy has to be one of the most creative people when it comes to getting around any kind of structure or rules.

Man I am printing this out and having all my players sign a copy!

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600 forbidden acts during an RPG

600 forbidden acts during an RPG