alhoon wrote:I knew they were bad at their job. That's why Aldron needs us. We should put that in our resume "better investigators than the watch"
So, we're Tom, Fild, Gertie inside the tunnel, Damien ninja-ing and Alfonse with the guards?
Yes:
Tunnel
Tom, Gertie, Fild...and Gem!
Vineyard with guards:
Alfonse
Vanished like a bawse ninja:
Damien
.....
And, right, the Watch is not made of trained investigators. It does streets patrols-- esp. at night, stops crimes in progress, protects water supply, guards municipal figures, quells riots, breaks up street fights, etc. But one of their main jobs is actually putting out fires.
These are based , among other things, on the old Roman vigiles.
So it's not so much that they are bad at their job- it's just that investigation and detection really are not their job. These things are incidental tasks they do in the course of patrols.
(This is why people hire adventurers for that kind of stuff.)
If you want to find out their fire fighting skills, carry out your arson threat:)
You will find out about their polearm skills if you get caught setting a fire.

Delight is to him- a far, far upward, and inward delight- who against the proud gods and commodores of this earth, ever stands forth his own inexorable self.
-from Moby Dick (Hermann Melville)