Your wish granted...with a twist (part 2)
- Scipio
- Lord of the Repubic of Monte Mal
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Granted, instead they all buy into the televangelism thing, not caring about the huge bust the Roberts family is going through right now.
I wish I didn't bruise so easily.
I wish I didn't bruise so easily.
Dr. Cornelius Scipio, Rogue monster hunter, and owner of the Inn of the Drunken Wolf.
Rumors of my death are mildly exaggerated. I got better.
Rumors of my death are mildly exaggerated. I got better.
- alhoon
- Invisible Menace
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Granted! Your skin turns to a thick, hardly elastic marble-like substance. You don't bruise so easily but it takes supreme effort to move and you cannot coordinate your movement.
I wish I had the new 4th edition ruleset and that it will be as good as I expect it will be. Oh, and that it will be in English.
I wish I had the new 4th edition ruleset and that it will be as good as I expect it will be. Oh, and that it will be in English.
"You truly see what a person is made of, when you begin to slice into them" - Semirhage
"I am not mad, no matter what you're implying." - Litalia
My DMGuild work!
"I am not mad, no matter what you're implying." - Litalia
My DMGuild work!
- Dimitri Mazieres
- Evil Genius
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Granted! A set of the three 4e core rules (in English) appear out of thin air in front of you. You start to eagerly reading them through and, yes, they're good... they're really good! In fact, you can't remember reading through a better designed rules set in your entire life! And the artwork is perfect! Naturally, you can't stop reading the books until you've read them all cover to back about three times each (it's really that good!), so as to fully understand the system and have a good enough grasp of the rules. Of course, that takes you a few days off work (well, a week, actually) so you get fired. But it doesn't matter, because now you have even more time to enjoy the new edition! And before anybody else!
But wait... The rest of the human race is not worthy of such an excellent creation, so you spend your lifetime savings (and a few bank loans) buying every copy of the books that you can get your hands on.
After that, you run away into the wilderness so you can live the rest of your days as a very happy (if somewhat insane) hermit, playing D&D 4e all by yourself.
I wish I had perfect eyesight and didn't need to use glasses. And please, no other physical or mental disabilities.
But wait... The rest of the human race is not worthy of such an excellent creation, so you spend your lifetime savings (and a few bank loans) buying every copy of the books that you can get your hands on.
After that, you run away into the wilderness so you can live the rest of your days as a very happy (if somewhat insane) hermit, playing D&D 4e all by yourself.
I wish I had perfect eyesight and didn't need to use glasses. And please, no other physical or mental disabilities.
[i]"Many point out that this battle against the darkness is an impossible one, and they may well be right. Impossible or not, however, the battle for righteousness is one that only a few heroes are brave enough to undertake"[/i]
- Scipio
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Granted, but as soon as your eyesight improves, all sources of light, everywhere, disappear. As a result your vision is useless.
I wish I could finally get caught up on all my reading for class.
I wish I could finally get caught up on all my reading for class.
Dr. Cornelius Scipio, Rogue monster hunter, and owner of the Inn of the Drunken Wolf.
Rumors of my death are mildly exaggerated. I got better.
Rumors of my death are mildly exaggerated. I got better.
Granted! You are soon caught out in a horrific scandal involving two professors, three students, a giant cauldron of pasta, a flock of seagulls, and a goat. While the shocking story splashes across the worldwide news and you're busy saving up for comprehensive plastic surgery so that no one will scream in horror when they see you any more, you realize that thanks to the cancellation of the class, you have at last caught up with your reading.
I wish they'd invent good-tasting, zero-calorie ice cream with no negative health effects.
I wish they'd invent good-tasting, zero-calorie ice cream with no negative health effects.
- JinnTolser
- Evil Genius
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Granted! By inadvertantly violating 33 laws today, you find yourself on trial, in an open-and-shut case, which results in life imprisonment for you, with no possibility of parole. But by the time it's over, you understand the law VERY well, without having to spend any time in law school whatsoever.
I wish my cat wouldn't pee on the floor.
I wish my cat wouldn't pee on the floor.
- Rotipher of the FoS
- Thieving Crow
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Granted. Your dog now howls non-stop at 120 decibels, and does so off-key, in tones that grate on your nerves like fingernails on a chalkboard. This leaves it no voice or time to spare for barking.
I wish the cushions on my couch weren't wearing out.
I wish the cushions on my couch weren't wearing out.
"Who [u]cares[/u] what the Dark Powers are? They're [i]bastards![/i] That's all I need to know of them." -- Crow
Granted! They dont wear out, in fact they are so impervious to wear that they survive the coming nuclear armegeddon and beocme the sole island of saefty for you and the remains of humanity. You therefore spend the rest of your life fighting a pitched battle for control of the upper left hand corner of your favourite cushion against a bunch of mangaesque post apocalytic street punks with dangerously spiked hair.
I wish beer was free...
I wish beer was free...
"I had a dream, which was not all a dream.
The bright sun was extinguish'd, and the stars
Did wander darkling in the eternal space..."
The bright sun was extinguish'd, and the stars
Did wander darkling in the eternal space..."
- Don Fernando
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Granted! Now the cushions of your bed are made from stone, they don't wear out, but everytime you want to throw yourself on the bed there is a great chance you'll break your neck. So you are forced to sleep on the carpet floor.... that will eventually wear out.
I wish I was stranded on a desert Island with nothing but my wildest dreams come true.
I wish I was stranded on a desert Island with nothing but my wildest dreams come true.
"6 out of 10 Rakshasas eat Whiskas"
- Don Fernando
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Woops! My answer came a little bit too late, , so here's mine for lost boy:lostboy wrote:Granted! They dont wear out, in fact they are so impervious to wear that they survive the coming nuclear armegeddon and beocme the sole island of saefty for you and the remains of humanity. You therefore spend the rest of your life fighting a pitched battle for control of the upper left hand corner of your favourite cushion against a bunch of mangaesque post apocalytic street punks with dangerously spiked hair.
I wish beer was free...
Granted! On a daring move, beer is made free in every country on the planet. You drink so much beer that you loose your sense of taste, so now drinking beer is like drinking yellow water, dissapointed and depressed youn return to drink cool-aid.
I wish I was stranded on a desert Island with nothing but my wildest dreams come true
"6 out of 10 Rakshasas eat Whiskas"
- Rotipher of the FoS
- Thieving Crow
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Granted. Welcome to Farelle. (Well, you did capitalize "Island", Farelle's a pretty dry place, and you do hang out on this website, so it's a safe bet that Ravenloft figures somewhere in your wildest dreams.... )
Oh, and it's my couch that's wearing out, not my bed.
I wish people would stop making overlapping posts on this thread, as they're a mite more confusing than my tired-out brain cares to deal with after a long day at work.
Oh, and it's my couch that's wearing out, not my bed.
I wish people would stop making overlapping posts on this thread, as they're a mite more confusing than my tired-out brain cares to deal with after a long day at work.
"Who [u]cares[/u] what the Dark Powers are? They're [i]bastards![/i] That's all I need to know of them." -- Crow
- Wiccy of the Fraternity
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- JinnTolser
- Evil Genius
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