All I want for Xmas is my two front fangs...
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All I want for Xmas is my two front fangs...
Nobody's started a holiday gag-thread yet, so I guess I'd better start one off quick, before it's too late!
Post a (funny!) holiday gift suggestion, then name another Ravenloft character who needs a present. Hurry, guys: there's a lot of empty darklords' stockings that need filling, and we only have a few shopping days left!
What's a suitable holiday gift for ... Azalin Rex?
Post a (funny!) holiday gift suggestion, then name another Ravenloft character who needs a present. Hurry, guys: there's a lot of empty darklords' stockings that need filling, and we only have a few shopping days left!
What's a suitable holiday gift for ... Azalin Rex?
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A copy of The Seven Habits of Highly Effective Dictators, by Azalin Rex!Rotipher of the FoS wrote:One stocking down, many more to go!
Okay, DocBeard forgot to suggest another name, so the next empty stocking over the fireplace belongs to....
...Harkon Lukas!
Alfred Timothy next.
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That's an old one from the K board IIRC, but still extremely funnyBrandi wrote:Hijacking since I can't think of a good one for Alfie...
For Strahd-- a blow-up doll of Tatyana. Sans patch kit. The gift tag reads "With love from Azalin."
Okay, back to young Timothy now.
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A blind date.HuManBing wrote:Alfred Timothy can have a year's subscription to "Furries Yiffy Cosplay Lycanthrope Love Play Vol. 5: Were-Ursine Femmes BEAR All!"
Next up is Dominic d'Honaire.
Next up, Jacqueline Renier
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A full set of cosmetics for that horrible skin, and maybe a all-day-spa ticket for relaxing those muscles of his...DocBeard wrote:A full set of "Roots", complete with cast and creator commentary and those cool little special edition things that make it worth picking up.
Sorry about forgetting the first time. A to the Adam!
The Nightmare man comes next!
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We'll get him a real boy for a gift.Sylaire wrote:A gift certificate for hypnotherapy treatments guaranteed to provide night after night of endless, relaxing sleep with no bad dreams.
So, how about a gift for the darklord who is a toy: Maligno!
Together they can be the Toy/Boy team!
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No, wait. That didn't come out right.
Maybe they can be fellow adventures.
No, no, no. This is getting worse.
What would you get for Tristen Hiregaard?