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All I want for Xmas is my two front fangs...

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Nobody's started a holiday gag-thread yet, so I guess I'd better start one off quick, before it's too late! :wink:

Post a (funny!) holiday gift suggestion, then name another Ravenloft character who needs a present. Hurry, guys: there's a lot of empty darklords' stockings that need filling, and we only have a few shopping days left! :D




What's a suitable holiday gift for ... Azalin Rex? :azalin:
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A self help book.

"Getting To Know Your Son: A Pratcial Guide For The Working Parent"
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One stocking down, many more to go!

Okay, DocBeard forgot to suggest another name, so the next empty stocking over the fireplace belongs to....

...Harkon Lukas! :lucas:
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Rotipher of the FoS wrote:One stocking down, many more to go!

Okay, DocBeard forgot to suggest another name, so the next empty stocking over the fireplace belongs to....

...Harkon Lukas! :lucas:
A copy of The Seven Habits of Highly Effective Dictators, by Azalin Rex!

Alfred Timothy next.
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Hijacking since I can't think of a good one for Alfie...

For Strahd-- a blow-up doll of Tatyana. Sans patch kit. The gift tag reads "With love from Azalin."

Okay, back to young Timothy now.
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Alfred Timothy can have a year's subscription to "Furries Yiffy Cosplay Lycanthrope Love Play Vol. 5: Were-Ursine Femmes BEAR All!"

Next up is Dominic d'Honaire.
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Brandi wrote:Hijacking since I can't think of a good one for Alfie...

For Strahd-- a blow-up doll of Tatyana. Sans patch kit. The gift tag reads "With love from Azalin."

Okay, back to young Timothy now.
That's an old one from the K board IIRC, but still extremely funny :) :) :)
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HuManBing wrote:Alfred Timothy can have a year's subscription to "Furries Yiffy Cosplay Lycanthrope Love Play Vol. 5: Were-Ursine Femmes BEAR All!"

Next up is Dominic d'Honaire.
A blind date.

Next up, Jacqueline Renier
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The same blind date. (paper bags for all!)

Next up, Wilfred Godefroy.
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Undead Cabbage wrote:The same blind date. (paper bags for all!)

Next up, Wilfred Godefroy.
He needs to get out of the house...how about an all-expenses-paid vacation to Southern Mordent? Tickets for the wife and kid included, of course.

Diamabel!
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A full set of "Roots", complete with cast and creator commentary and those cool little special edition things that make it worth picking up.

Sorry about forgetting the first time. A to the Adam!
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Joël of the FoS wrote:That's an old one from the K board IIRC, but still extremely funny :) :) :)
In fact, IIRC I was the one who posted it back there on the K's board... :twisted:
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DocBeard wrote:A full set of "Roots", complete with cast and creator commentary and those cool little special edition things that make it worth picking up.

Sorry about forgetting the first time. A to the Adam!
A full set of cosmetics for that horrible skin, and maybe a all-day-spa ticket for relaxing those muscles of his...

The Nightmare man comes next!
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A gift certificate for hypnotherapy treatments guaranteed to provide night after night of endless, relaxing sleep with no bad dreams.

So, how about a gift for the darklord who is a toy: Maligno! :maligno:
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Sylaire wrote:A gift certificate for hypnotherapy treatments guaranteed to provide night after night of endless, relaxing sleep with no bad dreams.

So, how about a gift for the darklord who is a toy: Maligno! :maligno:
We'll get him a real boy for a gift.

Together they can be the Toy/Boy team!

...

No, wait. That didn't come out right.

Maybe they can be fellow adventures.

No, no, no. This is getting worse.

What would you get for Tristen Hiregaard?
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