Your Wish Granted...with a Twist

VAN · Post by **VAN** » Thu May 24, 2007 5:58 pm

Granted, all your heroes are alive today but they just don't know you and don't have any intentiuon to do it.

I wish Superman exists.

Spiteful Crow · Post by **Spiteful Crow** » Thu May 24, 2007 7:43 pm

VAN wrote:I wish Superman exists.

Granted! He was born in Russia and ushers in a new age of Communism!

(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Superman:_Red_Son)

Horribly mis-worded my last wish.

I wish I could shoot heat beams from my eyes, at will, and not have to worry about them bouncing back and hitting me.

Wiccy of the Fraternity · Fri May 25, 2007 3:13 pm

Granted, they fire out of the backs of your eyes, constantly cooking your brain whenever you use your "special talent".

I wish I was 20 again, retaining all the skills and memories I have accumulated since I was that age (and all those I had obtained up until that point).

Rotipher of the FoS · Post by **Rotipher of the FoS** » Fri May 25, 2007 4:43 pm

Granted. You are now a 20-month-old baby. Cootchie-cootchie-coo!

I wish 'Mickey Bricks' hadn't left the cast of Hustle.

JinnTolser · Post by **JinnTolser** » Fri May 25, 2007 5:52 pm

Granted! He stays, everyone else leaves.

I wish there was no delivery charge for pizza so I didn't have to go pick it up to save a couple bucks.

WolfKook · Post by **WolfKook** » Tue May 29, 2007 4:53 pm

Granted! The government creates a law that prevents pizza deliverers to charge for their services.

Obviously, the pizza deliverers are not happy with the decision, and those of them who don't look for another job, go on riots in the streets. Now you don't only have to go and pick up your own pizza (As there aren't any pizza deliverers left), you also face the crowd of unemployed former pizza deliverers who won't let you go home with your pizza unharmed.

I wish all news about Paris Hilton, Nicole Richie, Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears were banned on all the media on Earth.

cure · Post by **cure** » Tue May 29, 2007 5:15 pm

Granted.

All news about Paris Hilton, Nicole Richie, Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears is now projected on the face of the moon in scrolling mauve script visible even during the day.

I wish the Lord of the Rings had never been made into a movie or three to be exact.

Cole Deschain · Post by **Cole Deschain** » Tue May 29, 2007 7:06 pm

Granted- now it's a FOX TV series, with Paris Hilton as Galadriel.

I wish I knew what the hell I was doing....

Rotipher of the FoS · Tue May 29, 2007 10:08 pm

Granted. At this moment, you are breathing, pumping blood , processing nutrients and wastes, experiencing brain-wave activity and maintaining a stable internal environment. (Unless, of course, you're not, in which case you're decomposing instead.

)

I wish I'd finished the Life Cycle chapter of the VRF:D an hour ago (i.e. before my favorite sports-bar closed down the kitchen), so I could go celebrate with a nice juicy steakburger and sweet potato fries.

Spiteful Crow · Post by **Spiteful Crow** » Tue May 29, 2007 10:23 pm

Rotipher of the FoS wrote:I wish I'd finished the Life Cycle chapter of the VRF:D an hour ago (i.e. before my favorite sports-bar closed down the kitchen), so I could go celebrate with a nice juicy steakburger and sweet potato fries.

Granted! Unfortunately, a doppelganger is offended that you finished so quickly, and ruins your reputation at the bar to get you banned.

I wish I could never go to Thailand or Korea ever again, but not be prevented from going anywhere other than those two countries.

Cole Deschain · Post by **Cole Deschain** » Wed May 30, 2007 12:28 am

Granted.

Sadly, every other country on Earth has been nuked in glowing radioactive slag.

I wish I could eat radioactive slag with no ill effects.....

VAN · Post by **VAN** » Wed May 30, 2007 3:54 am

Granted, but now you cannot eat anything else.

I wish my throat stops aching.

HuManBing · Post by **HuManBing** » Wed May 30, 2007 12:40 pm

Granted, I just cut off your head. Now it's not aching.

I wish I had a shotgun.

WolfKook · Post by **WolfKook** » Wed May 30, 2007 12:56 pm

Granted! I rip it off your body...
...Ooops!

It seems I also pulled other internal organs off your body. Well, you will die in a few seconds, but at least you won't feel your throat at all.

OR

Granted! I give you a massive dose of morphine to stop the pain. You become addicted and die of an overdose.

OR

Granted! I shoot you in a leg... Your brain can't process two pains at the same time.

I wish I could control my PC with my mind, so I could type faster and make real progress with all the projects I have.

Spiteful Crow · Post by **Spiteful Crow** » Wed May 30, 2007 1:20 pm

HuManBing wrote:I wish I had a shotgun.

Granted! Unfortunately, your hand gets amputated and you have a chainsaw grafted to your arm. And then you get constantly attacked by demons and zombies.

WolfKook wrote:I wish I could control my PC with my mind, so I could type faster and make real progress with all the projects I have.

Granted! You can no longer control your body.

I wish I had a working Playstation 2.

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