The Desolation of Zeidenburg, Part One

Le Noir Faineant · Post by **Le Noir Faineant** » Sun Jun 11, 2006 3:13 am

Wonder Woman?! - Seriously, you think you can defeat ASH KETCHUM with Wonder Woman?!

- Oh, Boy...

Come on, try it! I'll be ready!

alhoon · Post by **alhoon** » Tue Jun 13, 2006 6:22 pm

Remember... She is an offering.

Wonder woman is something of a fantasy of most boys in his age.
If she doesn't appeal to him, she could always attack and delay him while I summon something else. Perhaps Captain America and Captain Planet... But I wouldn't like to destroy this demon you threw out, it is so much better to take him in my alliance, nurture his hate for you, help him grow in power and mindset and set him against you.

Le Noir Faineant · Post by **Le Noir Faineant** » Thu Jun 15, 2006 6:42 am

You... Loose...

alhoon · Post by **alhoon** » Sun Jun 25, 2006 4:52 pm

No, I didn't. As an offering she should be tightly wrapped in gift paper.

If he ignores her... then we will see.

I have more tricks up in my sleeve. In fact I have a closet of sleeves with tricks.

Le Noir Faineant · Post by **Le Noir Faineant** » Mon Jun 26, 2006 2:28 am

I counter unleashing the vilest force of the limbo plane:

The Pand-A-monium!

alhoon · Post by **alhoon** » Mon Jun 26, 2006 8:50 am

Yeah, sure. A few well placed heightened grease spells while the creep runs and...

Le Noir Faineant · Post by **Le Noir Faineant** » Wed Jun 28, 2006 10:58 am

Well, time to show you my real skills, then!

BTW, holy Hextor, what's that last pic of yours?!

alhoon · Post by **alhoon** » Sat Jul 01, 2006 4:38 am

Let me send in a monkey dressed with a red coat and hat, holding the usual "drum of bear dancing" Will DC 30 or the Pandamonium will fall in Otto's irresistable dance for ever.

Le Noir Faineant · Post by **Le Noir Faineant** » Sun Jul 02, 2006 7:47 am

Awful... This is the only word I have for this...

alhoon · Post by **alhoon** » Sun Jul 02, 2006 8:39 pm

Yes I'm the true master of nightmares! MU HA HA HA! Speaking of which, lets throw one out.

Le Noir Faineant · Post by **Le Noir Faineant** » Tue Jul 04, 2006 5:27 am

Yor pic doesn't display...

Well, no nighmare can be worse than this one:

Meet...

DOGGY!

alhoon · Post by **alhoon** » Sat Jul 22, 2006 5:32 pm

Thankfully my dead brain cannot go nuts, or this visage would send me running in terror. Let's throw a kitty at your puppy, with a sausage tied at its tail, and nailed petals of expeditious retreat so that the kitty 1. is in pain 2. runs like hell.

Le Noir Faineant · Post by **Le Noir Faineant** » Sat Jul 29, 2006 8:27 am

I tremble of fear!

No, really...

And counter with this little fellow...

The kitty sniper... Ah, sniper kitty... Whatever...

alhoon · Post by **alhoon** » Tue Aug 08, 2006 1:03 pm

The kitty that made the shot which made such an impact on the world cup? Devious.

So I throw in a simulacrum of Zidane... furious with rage that his heroic act to save Materazzi was so twisted by the media. He will tear your kitty apart limb for limb.

Le Noir Faineant · Post by **Le Noir Faineant** » Wed Aug 09, 2006 2:29 pm

*Summon crying Materazzi zombie*

The clash of the titans!

Café de Nuit

Welcome, friends, to our establishment.

The Desolation of Zeidenburg, Part One