Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters

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Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters

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Sorry to all the witches out there. Apparently it's not Wabbit Season!

http://trailers.apple.com/trailers/para ... chhunters/

This looks like a movie full of goodies for the Ravenloft fan. Plus, Famke Janssen! Hmmmmm, a house in the woods made of candy with Famke Janssen inside.
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Ridiculous.

Or Awesome.


I'm not quite sure which. Maybe both. :)
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I have a single reason why I am cautious about this film...

Van Helsing...

Suffice to say I kind of get the same vibe from the trailer...
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I know what you mean. I've seen Van Helsing a few times and I've decided that it could have been a great movie with a few simple edits.

1. Remove Van Helsing
2. Remove Dracula
3. Remove Frankenstein

The resulting movie about a gypsy and her brother fighting the curse of lycanthropy would be terrific!
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That movie... I would see that movie!
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