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Your Wish Granted...with a Twist
Posted: Sat Feb 17, 2007 10:53 pm
by Undead Cabbage
Ok, ok, I'm blatantly copying this from the OOTS boards. Sue me! It's still a fun game.
Here's da rules:
Grant the wish of the person above you, but with a twist. Then wish for something yourself!
For example:
Person #1 says:
I wish I didn't have to go to work tomorrow
Person #2 says:
Granted. You're fired.
I wish I had more money.
etc. etc.
And hey, we're a bunch of Ravenloft GMs. We should be able to come up with some really twisted interpretations of wishes. So, lets get this started.
I wish for fame and power.
Posted: Sun Feb 18, 2007 2:13 am
by JinnTolser
Granted. You've been given the job of judge on the People's Court.
I wish it would never snow in Chicago again.
Posted: Sun Feb 18, 2007 2:24 am
by Nathan of the FoS
Granted. Hailstorms and tornadoes only.
I wish I had my Ph.D. already.
Posted: Sun Feb 18, 2007 2:46 am
by JinnTolser
Granted, but it's a doctorate in Burmese.
I wish I hadn't eaten so much corned beef for dinner.
Posted: Sun Feb 18, 2007 4:24 am
by Brandi
JinnTolser wrote:Granted, but it's a doctorate in Burmese.
I wish I hadn't eaten so much corned beef for dinner.
Granted. Explosive diarrhea and vomiting!
I wish I knew what to wish for.
Posted: Sun Feb 18, 2007 8:24 am
by Undead Cabbage
Granted. You wish for your own demise...buahahahahahahahahha!
I wish for milk and cookies.
Posted: Sun Feb 18, 2007 8:44 am
by Catman Jim
Granted, you are now 5 years old.
My dog died 2 months ago, I wish I had her back.
Posted: Sun Feb 18, 2007 9:04 am
by Undead Cabbage
Granted. Frantisek Markov is twiddling is fingers in the distance.
I wish my mid terms were easy.
Posted: Sun Feb 18, 2007 9:48 am
by Desertrising
granted but finals are now impossible
I wish my children would quit screaming in the morning
Posted: Sun Feb 18, 2007 10:41 am
by Jester of the FoS
Granted, SIDS strikes again.
Or, um, the Goblin King comes and takes them away right now.
I wish I could lose 20lbs.
Posted: Sun Feb 18, 2007 11:09 am
by ScS of the Fraternity
Granted. Bam! Your head comes off!
I wish for eternal happiness.
Posted: Sun Feb 18, 2007 11:20 am
by Undead Cabbage
Granted. You are lobotomized and constantly fed opium by Victor Mordenheim, who keeps all of your vital organs alive in separate jars for his experiments.
I wish I hadn't just lobotomized a key member of the frat...
Posted: Sun Feb 18, 2007 12:19 pm
by Jester of the FoS
Granted! He's been restored by Drucilla and is more than a peeved.
I wish the war in Iraq would end.
Posted: Sun Feb 18, 2007 12:42 pm
by Catman Jim
Granted, ICBM nukes are on their way.
I wish my grand-daughter would come for a visit.
Posted: Sun Feb 18, 2007 2:27 pm
by Drinnik Shoehorn
Catman Jim wrote:Granted, ICBM nukes are on their way.
I wish my grand-daughter would come for a visit.
Granted. She's now in her "screaming blue murder" phase.
I wish that I wasn't so clumsy...