Café de Nuit

Let me say right off, this is a joke thread. He has the perfect curse, he can't defeat Bart. He has a simple flaw, his vanity. And he is forced to exist in a city full of idiots. It also explains why Springfeild isn't on any US maps, it's really an island of Terror!

He's a villain but Burns is defintely the darklord.

Springfield is actually a cluster.

Barney is the darklord of Moe's; Willy of the school; and Comic Book guy of his shop.

A fine cluster, methinks.

Luke Fleeman wrote:Springfield is actually a cluster.

Barney is the darklord of Moe's; Willy of the school; and Comic Book guy of his shop.

A fine cluster, methinks.

Willy is definitively a Darklord, that's for sure!

Jester of the FoS wrote:He's a villain but Burns is defintely the darklord.

What's his curse? Sure his old ideas make him look quite the fool sometimes, but he always gets off scot free. He's even obtained his long lost teddy bear, of couse he is condemmed to loose bobo every century.
I guess your right.

Now for a tough question, how do these various darklords close their borders? Barney probably floods the streets with beer.

Comic book guy raises a great tide of sarcasm so horrible no one can leave.

Jester of the FoS wrote:He's a villain but Burns is defintely the darklord.

I'd see more Burns as the Azrael of Springfield. He has nearly it all in his hand, but not totally.

His curse (should he be darklord) ? Smithers!

Joël

If burns is the Azrael, who's the Inza?

Ah, of course!
Bart.

The Curse of Monty Burns - to never remember Homer's name, to fail in his most evil schemes when his concience pops up out of nowhere, to always lose Bobo, the homo-erotic affections of Smithers, the yearn for Marge who's married to Homer, the list goes on really

Perhaps Marge could somhow be seduced by Burns, and give birth to the Springfeild Dukkar?

Scarycount wrote:Perhaps Marge could somhow be seduced by Burns, and give birth to the Springfeild Dukkar?

That's Bart.

Gemathustra wrote:

Scarycount wrote:Perhaps Marge could somhow be seduced by Burns, and give birth to the Springfeild Dukkar?

That's Bart.

This reminds me of the halloween special where Bart is a monster who can have anything he wants. Now he was a real darklord! His curse was to be hugged by Homer!

Actually, it was Homer's kiss that woke Bart up.

Actually, I think Maggie's the dukkar. Malochio was holding intelligent conversation before Gabi recovered from childbirth. Maggie's not that smart, but she can escape from a day care center, and she did attempt to kill Burns.

I second the Maggie as Dukkar sentiment.