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What would Van Richten say?

Posted: Thu Dec 01, 2005 7:23 am
by Catman Jim
... or for that matter, Dr. Mordenheim?

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Posted: Thu Dec 01, 2005 8:28 am
by Reginald de Curry
Van Richten: "Was she attacked by weredogs? And why not just use healing magic?"

Mordenheim: "I'll have to try that, sometime."

Posted: Thu Dec 01, 2005 8:44 am
by Drinnik Shoehorn
Reginald de Curry wrote:Van Richten: "Was she attacked by weredogs? And why not just use healing magic?"

Mordenheim: "I'll have to try that, sometime."
Van Richten: Oh, no! Not another companion slain by supernatural forces!

Mordenheim: Been there, done that...

Posted: Thu Dec 01, 2005 11:26 am
by Stygian Inquirer
*Upon finding the poor woman and beginning the procedure*

Van Richten: Quick, get me some anaesthetic!

Mordenheim: We don't need no stinking anaesthetic!

Posted: Thu Dec 01, 2005 1:02 pm
by Jasper
*Upon seeing the woman torn apart but still barely alive*

Van Richten: The poor soul feel to the foul minions of the night

Mordenheim: Jane Pessant, Famers wife. A woman barely alive. Van Richten, I can rebuild her. I have the technology. I have the capability to build the world's first bionic woman. Jane Pessant will be that woman. Better than she was before. Better, stronger, faster...

Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2005 10:45 am
by Undead Cabbage
*In regards to the body of the donor*

Van Richten: "May her soul rest in peace for her sacrifice."

Mordenheim: "You only used the face?"

Frantesik Markov: "Now the real question is, what can we do with the dog's face?"

Strahd: "Damn it! Now they both look like Tatyana!"

Posted: Wed Dec 07, 2005 7:14 am
by alhoon
Undead Cabbage wrote: Strahd: "Damn it! Now they both look like Tatyana!"
Hey! Strahd has Strahd's malferic Meld!