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Every New Years, thousands of people promise that they will do things to improve themselves in the comming year. Many swear to lose weight, go back to school... ect. Only to go back on their word and make the same resolution every year.

Do you think that that should warant a powers check?

ScS of the Fraternity wrote:Every New Years, thousands of people promise that they will do things to improve themselves in the comming year. Many swear to lose weight, go back to school... ect. Only to go back on their word and make the same resolution every year.

Do you think that that should warant a powers check?

Absolutely! The only problem with this is what percent chance of failure it is, and how to determine if they fail...

Resolutions of the darklords:

Strahd- Resolves to switch to a low fat no plasma diet to shed those post holiday bloodbath pounds.

Vlad: Vows to take up more out door sports...maybe lawn darts.

Adam: Will take up quilting as a hobby...cus you knpow he's got the whole stiching thing going for him.

The lovely Ms. Renier: Just signed up for the Adult Werecreature Friend Finder network.

Lucus: Vows to get into that arts more. Has staring role in Peater and the wolf 2: Return of the wolf.

Add any more you can think of.

Newyears resolution for darklords:

Vlad: to read the "Idiots guide to Warfare book" and watch the history channels "greatest military blunders in Ravenloft" for tips and advice.

Adam: to enroll in cosmotology school to learn who to fix those unsightly scars and discoloration on his face and later open a school for beauty for the other children made by Mordenheim.

Mordenhiem: get his license for plastic surgery

Azalin: to finally escape Ravenloft, and this time HE MEANS IT

Tristian: attend thearpy his darker urgers and desires and learn to come to terms with himself

Miss Montarri: to look into buying a manquine head or if that fails, continue her "Wheres Waldo search for head"

Gabrielle Aderre: thinking about enrolling her daughter into a preschool for shapechangers

Ms. Reiner: singles pleasure cruise tickets, to go meet that speacil someone

think of more later.

More New Year's Resolutions for Darklords:

Bluebeard - Get a new wife and not kill this one.

Dr. Mordenheim - Buy a year's subscription to Scientific Lamordian.

Jacqueline Renier - Open a singles pub "The Rat's Nest".

Madame Eva - Stop screwing with time.

Tristan Hiregaard - Go to Jerry Springer to solve his problems.

Strahd von Zarovich - Pray to the Morninglord everyday.

Yagno Petrovna - Tell Zhakata to go on a diet.

Azalin - Procure a copy of "Me, Myself and Tatyana" by Strahd von Zarovich.

Illithid God-Brain - Become the new editing team for the Ravenloft branch of ArtHaus.

Dominic D'honaire - Write a book on feminism.

I love these resolutions that people have come up with. Let's keep this thread going.

Another one of Azalin's resolutions...
Get ahold of a copy of "Extradimensional Travel For Dummies"...
And another important resolution for Jacqueline Renier...
Join the Mickey Mouse Cub...

Gemathustra wrote:Another one of Azalin's resolutions...
Get ahold of a copy of "Extradimensional Travel For Dummies"...

Another for Azalin... "How to Kill a Death"... . Yeah, I know. It's a bad one... but I'm tired and I couldn't really think of anything to relate to Death at the moment.

Ivana Boritsi: Swear to look only her household this year.

Strahd von Zarovich: "I'll not look again at redhead women less than 1/20th my age!"

Gabrielle Aderre: Learn the secrets of contraception.

Ivan Desilnya: Be a teacher of alchemy

Markov: Create a real pig. NOT another tentacled abomination.

Resolutions of Darklords:

Lemot Sediam Juste: To write a series of novels aimed at children.
Maligno: To become a real boy.
Tiyet: To become a vegitarian.
Tristessa: To open an orphanage in the Cty of the Dead.
Death: To open Necropolis as Ravenloft's first them park.

Kharkov: to spit up less hairballs than last year.

Tristin ApBlanc: "I resolve not to make any resolutions for the new year. Er, wait, ah, dang it!"

Hazlik: "I resolve to have expensive laser surgery to remove these embarrassing tattoos, grow out my hair and beard and become a hippy. Gandalf is so cute *sigh*"

The Gentleman Caller: "I resolve to takle a vow of celebacy."

Althea: To put up sign posts throughout her labyrinth and date more.

Meredoth: To shave... regularly.

Easan the Mad: To stop listening to the voice in his head!

Gwydion: To get out more.

Diambel: Resolutions? Are you implying that I am not already perfect?
DIE!!!

Godefroy: I will attempt to be nice to my worthless whore of a wife and that disgusting piece of filth that fell out of her womb.

Hrtofdrkns wrote:Diambel: Resolutions? Are you implying that I am not already perfect?
DIE!!!

No, we're just saying you should use more skin cream for your... "nightly" skin condition...

Godefroy: I will attempt to be nice to my worthless whore of a wife and that disgusting piece of filth that fell out of her womb.

I doubt that that would stop them from engaging in their nightly tearing of you into itty bitty pieces...