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Random thought exrecise:
Let's say people in the land of mists had access to the technology of voice recording.
What sort of podcasts would they do?

For example, I imagine the Three Hags of Tepest trying to record one about potion making, but ending up spending 90% of time on off-topic arguments about local gossip or which of them is ugliest or even weirder stuff. It would be hillarious and probably end in them killing and ressurecting eachother at least twice per episode.

The shortest podcast series ever would be "The History of G'Henna's Food."

The Dark wrote: Wed Jun 17, 2026 5:52 pm The shortest podcast series ever would be "The History of G'Henna's Food."

No, no. Every episode would linger over every. Single. Bite.

Desperately Dating in Barovia, will Strahd find his one true love. tune in now with your host Vasili Von Holtz.

Better Manors and Gardens with Ivana. She's always very cautious to explain exactly which plants are potentially hazardous and exactly how they should not be used, to a surprisingly detailed level of precision.

Ivan needs a visual channel for his unboxing videos.

The Real Ghost Hunters of Mordent is by a group of nobodies who don't know what they're doing, but take every possible opportunity to slag van Richten and the Weathermay-Foxgrove twins.

Secrets of the Kargatane has the most inconsistent release schedule ever, and every second or third episode seems to have a new host.

Behind the Bastards is currently in the middle of a thirty-seven episode series on Vlad Drakov.

Fine Art with Stefan has fascinating content, but the narration is so dull it cures insomnia.