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Posted: Thu Feb 22, 2007 5:16 pm
by Nathan of the FoS
Granted! You're a quadriplegic.
I wish it was 5:00 already.
Posted: Thu Feb 22, 2007 6:37 pm
by BigBadQDaddy
Granted!
It's 5:00, which, as everybody knows, is the time in which you turn back into a pumpkin, damn that fairy godmother, she screwed you but good. Plus the prince will never respect you for who you really are.
I wish I had an undead pig for a pet
Posted: Thu Feb 22, 2007 9:15 pm
by JinnTolser
Granted! Unfortunately, his favorite delicacy is BigBadQDaddy Steak!
I wish your undead pig wouldn't devour you quite so noisily and messily.
Posted: Thu Feb 22, 2007 9:54 pm
by Undead Cabbage
*narrowly riggles out of the 300lb infants mouth*
GAH! Back you fiend! Damn my having no hands!
Granted. It's favorite delicacy is now JinnTolser sandwiches: a significantly more quiet dish.
I wish I wasn't a freakin salmon.
Posted: Fri Feb 23, 2007 8:40 am
by Rotipher of the FoS
Granted. You are now a very calm, rational salmon with no inclination to freak out whatsoever.
I wish this thread weren't starting to repeat itself.
Posted: Fri Feb 23, 2007 10:23 am
by ScS of the Fraternity
Duh.... [Drools moronically]
Granted.
BAM!
The thread has in fact been repeating itself right from conception and will continue repeating for years
... repeating for years
... repeating for years
... repeating for years
I wish we knew if there is intelligent life in the universe.
Posted: Fri Feb 23, 2007 1:56 pm
by Undead Cabbage
Granted. George W. Bush gets to be president for a 3rd term, so now you know that there isn't!
I wish could kick ass.
Posted: Sat Feb 24, 2007 3:27 pm
by Ken of Ghastria
Granted. You're arrested for animal cruelty.
I wish Britney Spears would disappear from my TV screen.
Posted: Sat Feb 24, 2007 3:31 pm
by Moral Machivelli
Granted, she's now in your lap.
I wish I was back on earth, in a human body.
Posted: Sat Feb 24, 2007 4:17 pm
by Nathan of the FoS
Granted. You're now in Britney Spears' body.
I wish I were an Oscar Meyer weiner.
Posted: Sat Feb 24, 2007 4:36 pm
by Undead Cabbage
Granted. You are now a piece of meat composed of the ears, toes, and rectums of an assortment of different animals (I never got how being an Oscar Meyer Weiner was a good thing). The 300lb infant decides to eat you instead.
I wish I didn't have good download my school work into my brain, sort of like how a computer can just download information.
Posted: Sat Feb 24, 2007 5:24 pm
by VAN
Granted. Your life is now totally controlled by a computer.
I wish to loose some weight.
Posted: Sun Feb 25, 2007 3:13 am
by Moral Machivelli
Granted. You're now a skeleton.
I wish for ultimate arcane power.
Posted: Sun Feb 25, 2007 4:59 am
by Coan
Moral Machivelli wrote:Granted. You're now a skeleton.
I wish for ultimate arcane power.
Granted, you're now the magical equivalent of a D volt battery.
I wish for optimism.
Posted: Sun Feb 25, 2007 5:02 am
by VAN
Granted. You become one of Toben the many zombies, with an outastanding large smile all over your face.
I wish for some free time.