Café de Nuit

Granted. You are strong, and can instantly escape from any Harem. Escaping from harm, on the other hand, you can't quite pull off (don't ya just love typos?)

I wish for a new lightbulb.

Moral Machivelli wrote:Granted. You are strong, and can instantly escape from any Harem. Escaping from harm, on the other hand, you can't quite pull off (don't ya just love typos?)

I wish for a new lightbulb.

Granted,
You have lightBub but it only for Lighthouses.

I wish I Had my pet cat Cissy back., and she is not undead. Don't need a zombie Kitty.

Granted, you have your pet cat back. Unfortunately, you failed to specify that you wanted her alive, so you now have a dead kitty instead of a zombie one.

I wish I weren't so stressed out lately.

Scipio wrote:I wish I weren't so stressed out lately.

Granted! The lobotomy removes all trace of worry, emotion, or free will from your system.

I wish webcomics would quit jumping sharks. ¬_¬

Granted, a good web-comic is never written again and your backtub is filled with jumping sharks.



I wish to be granted every good thing I've ever wanted and then to die happy.

Granted. However, a slight time space mixup results in them all happening only in antoher dimension. Don't worry however, you still get the last part. Death by laughing gas.

I wish I was in a place where everything is perfect.

Granted, but soon you get tired of all this perfection and you literally die from boredom!

I wish a friend of mine shouldn't have gone to military.

VAN wrote:I wish a friend of mine shouldn't have gone to military.

Granted! You join the military instead! Falkovnia needs young men like you.

I wish I had an ostrich which laid golden eggs.

Ahem.. actually I'm a woman, but I accept the twist of the wish.

VAN wrote:Ahem.. actually I'm a woman, but I accept the twist of the wish.

I am sooooooo sorry!

* commits seppuku *

Your wish for an ostrich is granted! However, as you've just committed seppuku, its gold eggs won't do your corpse much good....


I wish my private-message boxes on this site were a LOT bigger, so they wouldn't keep getting filled up.

Granted, your PM boxes have infinite capacity, but you develop a compulsion to read them all through at once ... too bad that people never seem to stop writing you. Eh, what else were you going to do with eternity?


I wish the world would explode

Granted! The world explodes with excitement over the sensation of Britney Spears' comeback!

I wish the Dark Powers didn't speak idiomatically when mis-granting wishes. ^_-

Antedgray. Ethay Arkday Owerspay ownay eakspay inay Igpay Atinlay steadinay.


I wish I knew whether or not that was the right way to translate words like "in", that start with vowels, into Pig Latin.

Rotipher of the FoS wrote:Antedgray. Ethay Arkday Owerspay ownay eakspay inay Igpay Atinlay steadinay.


I wish I knew whether or not that was the right way to translate words like "in", that start with vowels, into Pig Latin.

I usually do the same thing, but I don't know if it's right. Trying to pronounce niay sounds funny, anyway.