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Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2007 8:25 pm
by Nathan of the FoS
Spiteful Crow wrote:Granted! They make fun of the silly, scatterbrained folks who forget to make wishes multiple times instead!
I wish I had a lifetime supply of dark chocolate.
Granted. How much chocolate can you eat in the next three milliseconds?
I wish this wasn't the most popular thread on this board.
Who knew the Wishing Imp had such a big fan club?
Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2007 8:33 pm
by Spiteful Crow
Granted! A spam bot starts a topic and IT becomes the most popular topic on the board!
I wish I had a copy of Dungeon Master's Guide and Player's Handbook v4.
Posted: Sun Mar 25, 2007 4:36 pm
by Moral Machivelli
Granted. However, they now weigh in at 3 tonnes each, and bot appear immedietly abve your head.
I wish I could live ( Not unlive)in another world
Somehow, I don't think this one'll go well.
Posted: Sun Mar 25, 2007 7:11 pm
by Rotipher of the FoS
Isabella wrote:Granted. You can live in another world! But you have no way ever, ever get to one, and you never will.
Hrm, I, uh, actually don't think that works as well as I thought it did...
I wish I hadn't replied that post at all.
Granted. Post deleted (but quoted to preserve your embarassment for posterity
).
I wish I could be watching
Planet Earth on my parents' hi-def plasma TV, not my ordinary one.
Posted: Mon Mar 26, 2007 8:34 am
by Nathan of the FoS
Rotipher of the FoS wrote:
I wish I could be watching Planet Earth on my parents' hi-def plasma TV, not my ordinary one.
...you
want to move back in with your parents?...
Granted!
I wish I owned a hi-def plasma TV.
Posted: Mon Mar 26, 2007 1:21 pm
by Spiteful Crow
Granted! But the plasma needs to be recharged, costing as much as the TV itself.
I wish my taxes would do themselves, without ripping me off.
Posted: Mon Mar 26, 2007 1:59 pm
by JinnTolser
Granted! But they make a simple addition error and tell you that you owe far less than you actually do. You are audited by the IRS, arrested, and charged with fraud.
I wish people didn't get colds anymore.
Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2007 11:51 am
by alhoon
Granted! They contact Malaria instead.
I wish I was horribly miserable for ever. (Ha! Twist that you freaks!)
Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2007 12:31 pm
by Moral Machivelli
Granted: you are now a boring, normal wageslave. That must be one misrable lifestyle.
I wish that I don't get arrested whirlst staying in China
Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2007 12:57 pm
by steveflam
Moral Machivelli wrote:Granted: you are now a boring, normal wageslave. That must be one misrable lifestyle.
I wish that I don't get arrested whirlst staying in China
Have fun in China and dont get too much culture shock when you come back!
Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2007 1:21 pm
by alhoon
Moral Machivelli wrote:Granted: you are now a boring, normal wageslave. That must be one misrable lifestyle.
I wish that I don't get arrested whirlst staying in China
Hey! Where's the twist there you cheater!
Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2007 1:36 pm
by Moral Machivelli
Seriously? That's what you wanted
. Oh , I get it. Version Two
You are now a manic depressive. You are perminantly Misrable
(I thaught this was the one you wanted, which is why I gave you the other one)
Earlier wish still stands.
Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2007 1:39 pm
by Spiteful Crow
alhoon wrote:I wish I was horribly miserable for ever. (Ha! Twist that you freaks!)
alhoon wrote:Hey! Where's the twist there you cheater!
You're trapped in some sort of twisted paradise. The sky is always blue. The grass is always the greenest green. Everyone's always smiling and happy. But it feels
so
WRONG!
Moral Machivelli wrote:I wish that I don't get arrested whilst staying in China
Granted. US Homeland Security arrests you before you can even get on the plane to go there.
Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2007 1:44 pm
by alhoon
You forgot to make a wish!
And both of you gave me a good twist on the wish.
Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2007 4:52 pm
by Spiteful Crow
Whoops. Ninja'ed AND forgot to make a wish. >_<
I wish I had every netbook the frat will ever write.