Café de Nuit

Granted! You come up with the awesomest wish yet... but it doesn't come true.

I'll also take care of Rotipher's that got buried when he and Scipio responded at the same time:

Rotipher of the FoS wrote:I wish I hadn't forgotten to videotape Heroes last week.

Granted! You remembered to set the timer, but at the climax of the episode it's interrupted by breaking news about new developments in the death of Anna Nicole Smith, which they spend the rest of the hour talking about.

I wish it wasn't such a long drive to the game I'm gonna be in tonight.

SIMU'ED!

Guardian of Twilight wrote:I wish I could go to London...

Granted! Unfortunately, the accents and strange vocabulary drives you barmy.

JinnTolser wrote:I wish it wasn't such a long drive to the game I'm gonna be in tonight.

Granted! Your team is disqualified because someone failed a drug test and the other team wins by default.

I wish for a piece of the world.

[Steps out from the side, wearing a suit, holding a cigarette and completely in black and white]

Submitted for your approval, Spiteful Crow, given a chance to make his inner most wish a reality; wishes for a piece of the world.
So he gets hit by a rock.

Also, it turns out he's a monster.
...in the twilight zone.

I wish I could get paid for doing this.

ScS of the Fraternity wrote:[Steps out from the side, wearing a suit, holding a cigarette and completely in black and white]

Submitted for your approval, Spiteful Crow, given a chance to make his inner most wish a reality; wishes for a piece of the world.
So he gets hit by a rock.

Also, it turns out he's a monster.
...in the twilight zone.

I wish I could get paid for doing this.

Rock on, man!! Oh, I'm supposed to come up with the 'granted' now, right? Hmm...

*furrows brow in concentration*

Granted, but you don't even make minimum wage, so you live a destitute life, eating nothing but peanut butter and bologna sandwiches.

I wish I knew the inspiration for starting this thread...

(This should be good... )

Guardian of Twilight wrote:I wish I knew the inspiration for starting this thread...

Granted!

Undead Cabbage wrote:Ok, ok, I'm blatantly copying this from the OOTS boards.

How to twist it? Ummmmm...

Undead Cabbage wrote:I FART IN YOUR GENERAL DIRECTION, GUARDIAN OF TWILIGHT!

You learn what the inspiration was, but now you've been insulted!

I wish I had the power to make computers explode from a distance just by concentrating on a screen name.

Spiteful Crow wrote: I wish I had the power to make computers explode from a distance just by concentrating on a screen name.

Granted! But due to a new uhniversal law, all screen names must be removed from all boards, internet sites, etc for the protection and privacy of those participating. The catch is, your computer allows you to view your own screen name...(sigh, yeah that was lame)

I wish I hadn't spent the whole day recovering in bed from the St. Paddies day partyI threw last night.

Granted! You haven't spent the whole day recovering. You were walking around the streets of your city, and since you were heavy with hangover and tiredness, you were hit 12 times by speeding cars and twice by freighters.

I wish I was happy for ever.

Granted. You are now a rather happy diamond, since they (according to the advertisements) are forever. Unfortunately, you happen to be set in the engagement ring of the brainless, insufferable celebrity you hate the most, so are also repulsed and humiliated, albeit still happy in a mind-numbed, This-Can't-Last-Much-Longer kind of way.

I wish I hadn't just run over BigBadQDaddy with my speeding car.

Rotipher of the FoS wrote:I wish I hadn't just run over BigBadQDaddy with my speeding car.

Granted! He ran you over instead!

I wish I weren't a monster in the twilight zone.

Granted. You are now a bit character in an episode of "The Twilight Zone", which means you're liable to turn into a mannequin, die of old age in a faulty cryogenic capsule, or be obliterated in a nuclear war just so that some other creep can meet a cleverly-ironic fate and chew up the scenery at the end.

I wish this thread wasn't getting so predictable.

Rotipher of the FoS wrote:Granted. You are now a bit character in an episode of "The Twilight Zone", which means you're liable to turn into a mannequin, die of old age in a faulty cryogenic capsule, or be obliterated in a nuclear war just so that some other creep can meet a cleverly-ironic fate and chew up the scenery at the end.

I wish this thread wasn't getting so predictable.

Granted, now it turns to tales of Star Trek and the Borg sing the Styx's song Mr. Roboto with Data!

I wish I was a Starfleet captain...

Granted! you're a starfleet captain... in the middle ages. And of course, you don't have your starship with you.

I wish every creature I hate would suffer! And BTW know that I don't hate/loath my self and take revenge on others for that, neither I secretly hate my loved ones... not that I have any loved ones.

alhoon wrote:I wish every creature I hate would suffer! And BTW know that I don't hate/loath my self and take revenge on others for that, neither I secretly hate my loved ones... not that I have any loved ones.

Granted!
Now it is revealed that you have secretly harbored a hatred for all your fellow Frat members, for we all suffered from that lame wish!

I wish I would gain the ablilities that would allow me to be the greatest GM ever, and exist in my own time with the power to use said abilities.

BigBadQDaddy wrote:Now it is revealed that you have secretly harbored a hatred for all your fellow Frat members, for we all suffered from that lame wish!

Awww, I thought it was cool.

BigBadQDaddy wrote:I wish I would gain the ablilities that would allow me to be the greatest GM ever, and exist in my own time with the power to use said abilities.

Granted! You're in your own time, but the rest of the human race has been sent into the future.

Spiteful Crow wrote:Granted! You're in your own time, but the rest of the human race has been sent into the future.

Oh, well played!!