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Posted: Sat Mar 10, 2007 3:10 pm
by VAN
Granted. Now one of the most famous and beautiful Shakespeer's work doesn't exist. In England learn about your wish and send James Bond to... take care of you!
I wish there was a nice film in TV today.
Posted: Sat Mar 10, 2007 4:42 pm
by BigBadQDaddy
Granted!
The insides of your TV now contain a thick layer of crud which can only be described as "a nice film".
The build-up causes the electrical workings within the television set thus catch fire, destroying your TV set.
I wish I could get my lazy self off the couch and outside today.
Posted: Sat Mar 10, 2007 5:48 pm
by Scarycount
Granted, your house burns down, forcing you to vacate or die.
I wish I knew how Marge Simpson keeps her hair like that.
Posted: Sat Mar 10, 2007 7:53 pm
by Spiteful Crow
Granted. The eldritch knowledge warps your mind and drives you insane.
I wish this bacon were cooked.
Posted: Sun Mar 11, 2007 1:07 am
by Scarycount
Granted, it is now overcooked.
I wish it was Wednesday.
Posted: Sun Mar 11, 2007 2:53 am
by Scipio
Granted, it was wednesday. but now its sunday.
I wish I had $1,000,000 US, being able to spend it, and without it being stolen.[/i]
Posted: Sun Mar 11, 2007 6:48 am
by VAN
Granted, you earn 1.000.000$ which you can spend as you want only to Mars!
I wish I could be more concentrated while studying.
Posted: Sun Mar 11, 2007 4:42 pm
by LouisVendredi
Granted: All the moisture has been removed from your body and you are completely concentrated.
I wish I had gotten in on this thread earier.
Posted: Sun Mar 11, 2007 4:58 pm
by VAN
Granted. You went back in time at the exact minute this thread is up, but from your travel trip, you are slished apart. Your body is at the time of the thread's beggining and your brain is to our present.
I wish my computer was better.
Posted: Sun Mar 11, 2007 10:56 pm
by Spiteful Crow
Granted. Your computer gains intelligence and overthrows the human race.
I wish I had a lifetime supply of root beer.
Posted: Sun Mar 11, 2007 11:52 pm
by JinnTolser
Granted! But it's all diet root beer, and it's your least favorite brand as well.
I wish I had better social skills.
Posted: Mon Mar 12, 2007 2:32 am
by Scipio
Granted. You have perfect social skills, but you are now the only person on Earth.
I wish I had a house so big my neighbors would be jealous.
Posted: Mon Mar 12, 2007 8:49 am
by VAN
Granted, your house becomes a wealthy villa such as those in L.A at which live famous actors. Your neighbors are so jealous about it and decide to burn it down!
I wish I had a robot which will do everything I want, when I want and can harm me with no way, neither direct nor indirect.
Posted: Mon Mar 12, 2007 11:08 am
by BigBadQDaddy
BigBadQDaddy wrote:VAN wrote:I wish I had a robot which will do everything I want, when I want and can harm me with no way, neither direct nor indirect.
Granted!
You now have a robot that can harm you in any way, neither direct nor indirect.
You are shot in the kneecap by a girl scout.
I wish I wasn't sick!
sorry for the double post
Posted: Mon Mar 12, 2007 11:26 am
by Rotipher of the FoS
Extra post deleted, even though it wasn't your wish. Never let it be said we don't sympathize with sick people!
Oh, and wish granted. You are now dead rather than sick.
I wish I'd gotten more writing done over Spring Break.