Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2005 12:46 am
Ah Rats. Here you guys are trying to put on a contest and my nature compels me to respond as follows. I'm hoping this won't lead to my ejection but if I don't share this, I'll burst.
At any NBA game on the east coast.Jason of the Fraternity wrote:The Challenge
1. Where would you find many court poisoners?
I never wanted to do this in the first place! I wanted to be... A LUMBERJACK!!!2. What is the last entry in Paul Veneer’s journal?
The papparazzi.3. What creature does Lord Soth beat with his bare hands in Strahd’s castle?
Sleepy, Dopey, Grumpy, and Shapiro4. What are the names of the four sons of Rokushima Táiyoo’s darklord?
The Illudium Pew-36 Explosive Space Modulatooooor.5. What is the material component for the Curse of the Barrow spell?
Well, whatever it is, the oil companies will surely use it as an excuse to raise the price of gas!6. What happens when Dr. Mordenheim closes Lamordia’s border?
Approximately 26,400 chickens. (Give or take about a dozen or so)7. What is the distance you have to swim to get to Adam's lair?
Whatever it is, Let's hope it's not habit-forming.8. What are Adohi feeding on?
Sesame Street9. Which domain is the "Leper Baron" from?
The National Enquirer10. Who nicknamed Azrael "The Sorrow of Sithicus"?
The one I kicked his ass to. Next week wasn't far enough11. What plane is Gwydion from?
Mount Phallic Symbol12. The Mistvale Forest is located near which mountainous formation?
That last plate of beans he ate.13. What is "haunting" Clyde Banoliér?
Mr. Rogers Neighborhood14. In which domain does the ritualistic "Listen to me!" precede the storytelling?
Still not enough to satisfy that nymphomaniac girlfriend of his.15. What happens when Alfred lets go his animal instincts?
The Makeover16. Which spell uses a warped mirror for a material component?
The Burger King17. Which fey creature suffocates infants in their sleep?
Hopefully just a sore throat and not Avian Bird Flu18. What do you have in particular if you can have the Horse Whisperer feat?
On Ninth st between the McDonald's and the kosher deli.19. Where would you find a temple of Kali?
A Teletubby20. What title does a 4th-level member of the Fraternity of Shadows receive?
Ann Landers21. To whom does Dierdre Fobear write?
Given his credit rating, probably not a lot.22. How many murders are "credited" to Malken?
Townville23. In which city can you find the Weeping Lady Inn?
A baseball cap with the 'Mothers Against Defenestration' Logo on it24. What does a Mad Cap look like?
Z'nourrwringmm25. What type of metal is the Spear of Ahmoth forged from?
If it's a broadsword, it can be used to fry eggs and if it's a rapier, it can be used to roast weenies.26. What would be the game benefit of keeping your sword in the campfire?
Whoever had Britney Spears model for her painting.27. Upon who did Ilsabet Obour wanted to get revenge?
George W. Bush28. Who was cursed to exist as both man and plant?
Soylent Green is PEOPLE!!!29. What are the green-folk?
Tew Yssup30. What moniker is Claudette duMartin better known as?
Sexual Fetishes of the Modern Suburban DarkLord.31. What was the topic of Professor Bodsworth’s report?
Greater mystical connotations of the question 'How much wood would a werewoodchuck chuck if a werewoodchuck could chuck wood?'32. What was the topic of Doctor Anthony Reuland’s report?
BEEEETS!33. What is Mircea searching for when not looking for blood?
Chaotic Indifferent Disinterested34. What alignment would you be if you are a Guardian Seeker?
The winners of last year's inter-domain bean-eating contest35. What are the Arden Bay Cutters?
He wasn't. He was discovered living in a motel in Flushing next door to Elvis.36. How was Abdul the Damned killed?
Debbie Does Dallas37. What is the name of the movie from which the image for the cover of QtR6 was taken?
Four boxtops, three wrappers, two poptops, and one thin dime38. What is the cost per person of the Vistani elixir against Barovia's fog?
My Father's Brother's Former Roommate.39. Who is Math Mathonwy?
Why, Sexual Repression, of course.40. What is the nature of Xarthna?
He's Sexually Repressed.41. What is the nature of Xavier D’Arcey?
It's Sexually Repressive.42. What is the nature of Rutternettle?
In Flushing, next door to Elvis and Abdul the Damned43. In which domain is the Hag Coraline now living?
Less than a mist flashlight but more than a mist match.44. How much does a mist candle cost?
Lefty45. Who lost a hand to a glutton?
'How to get through high school with a stupid name' and 'Life after high school'46. Name two books written by Malwid?
Hillary Clinton47. Which lady could be considered the Weathermay's nemesis?
Not nearly as many as were there before the hurricane48. How many merfolk live in Ariath?
Personal Hygiene and Sobriety49. Name the two enemies of Lutemmi?
Swamis with Salamis50. According to the Van Richten’s Guide to the Lesser Undead, what can newly-created ghouls be mistaken for?
In the Mall between the 'Old Navy' outlet and The Gap.51. Where is Snob Hill located?
Inside the Tobacco Companies52. Where is it believed that gathering nails from the coffins in a graveyard is beneficial?
The Barber53. Who could you encounter if you hear "snip-snip" sounds?
The Iowa Beef Products main stockyard (PEEE-YEEEW)54. Gennifer Weathermay-Foxgrove doesn’t like the smell of which particular plant?
Marilyn Manson55. Who do you worship if you are a zelldrow?
It varies but they still get parts in movies56. What is the age span of Bleeding Willow?
His bratty little sister hoping for blackmail material57. Who read Strahd's journal while inside the Ravenloft castle?
The IRS.58. In 753, who is the Vallaki Kargatane trying hard to get rid of?
We're still trying to find out after the hurricane59. In which city does Eduardo Leoni live?
The one between the Undead Counseling Center and the The Were-pet shop.60. Which church of Ezra houses the secret lair of a gargoyle?
The Dildo of Ultimate Orgasm.61. Name the magic weapon of the Lady of the Lake?
Tom Delay62. Name a Falkovnian officer collecting arcane books?
The National Association for the Advancement of Weird People63. Which organization is Jean-Pierre Theroux a member of?
The Gumball Machine64. Where would you use a coin called a falconeye?
How to stitch yourself together in your spare time.65. Name the article title in which are found rules for playing flesh golem as PCs?
The Osmonds66. Which band of bards was tortured by Medraut Gundar?
Donald Rumsfeld67. What is the name of the person who became Death?
The socialist, democratic, federated, republic of Carbombia68. In which domain would you find heroes with the names of Havisha and Iele?
Dating, Schoolwork, and Acne!69. What is troubling Celia Whitmoor’s life?
ME!70. What darklord has a floating rock for domain?
Between my legs.71. Where would you find a Spiriteater Basilisk?
The next concert in the Stones tour.72. What happens on July 27th in Hazlan?
Greasy Lake73. What is the name of the lake in the middle of Souragne?
7 1/2 if you count that last time when both sides declared war but the one side went on strike and they sent everyone home.74. How many times was Falkovnia involved in war with Borca?
WossaMotta U.75. Which domain is Agatha Clairmont from?