Café de Nuit

lostboy wrote:Where's Cavendish when you need him? He'd have the guy performing a drum solo with his own kneebones by now...

Ironic you'd be the one to ask the question, considering who did the final deed...

lostboy wrote:Where's Cavendish when you need him? He'd have the guy performing a drum solo with his own kneebones by now...

*hgkt!* >.< Um, let's not wish for his return too loud. There already is a 'C' in play, after all.

If I know my structure as well as I act like I do, Cavendish can't return properly until the third game/story.

Tempting, but if I bring him back I'd have to figure out how he survived the ritual backlash, and figure out an even more imposing send off. Even for my fertile imagination, that'd be a tall order.

As far as crematoriums go...

To be honest, this was not something I'd particularly developed earlier, so we'll say that you guys can find a crematorium if you really need one, if only by asking around. If you feel the need to roll, a DC 15 Streetwise will get it to you.

However, I should note that if you decide to carry the body around through the streets again, someone will notice and someone will call the Gendarme, so you'll need to think about that. At minimum, very hefty Stealth or Bluff Checks are required.

[EDIT: That's hefty Stealth or Bluff if you just do the "two guys carrying him" thing. Other ideas would require different, and probably lower DC checks]

Fug it, I'll close the guy's eyes and say a prayer.

And there's always the, "Make a deal with Orcus." option, NT.

Or you could make a run for the harbor, stuff bricks in his pockets and give him a sailor's burial.

...

That or hail a cab coach, hope you can Bluff the driver into believing you're taking a drunk/injured friend home.

At the risk of a powers check Im inclined to splash him with rum, and leave him where he is. True it isnt very respectful, but sonner or later someone will find him, probabley call the gendarmes, then he gets a burial anyway.

Playing weekend at Bernies all night isnt the safest idea when the cops are out looking for us already...

Isabella wrote:Ironic you'd be the one to ask the question, considering who did the final deed...

Oh I know, I just miss the psychopathic muscial numbers...

lostboy wrote:Oh I know, I just miss the psychopathic muscial numbers...

NO! No, stop that! NO SINGING.

Nathan of the FoS wrote:

lostboy wrote:Oh I know, I just miss the psychopathic muscial numbers...

NO! No, stop that! NO SINGING.

Seconded! No to the 'funny' murder tableaus! >_<

lostboy wrote:

Isabella wrote:Ironic you'd be the one to ask the question, considering who did the final deed...

Oh I know, I just miss the psychopathic muscial numbers...

You're the only one who appreciates me, Lostboy.

DocBeard wrote:And there's always the, "Make a deal with Orcus." option, NT.

You guys told us in Book 10 that Cavvy had long outstayed his welcome and should've been killed at the end of it, now you're giving us suggestions for how he comes back?

If I know my structure as well as I act like I do, Cavendish can't return properly until the third game/story.

Yep, although when he does, it'll be in a non villain or even helpful role against some even greater threat.

Also, we appear to be up against a Flash Villain.

Does this guard superior remind anyone else of Mr. Teatime from Terry Pratchett's 'Hogfather'?

I never read that one. I suck. (And I'm really behind in Discworld, by about 20 books.)

He reminds me of someone from Isa's webcomic, actually. Probably because...he is ?


*flees*