| Aug. 3rd |
Jacqueline and Louise Renier star in "Sisterhood of the Traveling Pest". In theaters now. |
| June 22nd. |
The Fraternity of Shadows is hosting a victim's support group for those traumatized by 4th edition. Please bring your own tissues. |
| May 13th |
When you wish upon a star... Watch out, because its really an evil glowing genie. |
| April 6th |
Borca considers banning rotweiler-werewolf hybrids. Regular werewolves, still okay. |
| Mar 31st |
A teaser is now available for the Report on the Nocturnal Sea! |
| Mar 9th |
Tonight, between 8 and 9 pm, our site will consume more power to make up for all the power saved by Earth Hour. |
| Mar 16th |
Doctor Mordenheim unveils his bio-diesel golems to the market. There were no survivors. |
| Mar 4th |
Rest in Peace Gary Gygax May insidious traps protect his treasure horde for a thousand years. |
| Feb 14th |
Breaking news: Winged 5 year-old arrested for assault. Happy Valentines Day! |
| Feb 1st |
Do-it-yourself conversion kits to 4th edition: Drow ears and laser gun not included. |
| Dec 12th |
Rumors of my death are greatly exaggerated.
I was already dead to begin with. |
| Sept 23rd |
Strange but True: Alfred Timothy wears flea collar. |
| Aug 31st |
"I keep telling you; There's no such thing as ghosts!" - Famous Last Words |
| Aug 22nd |
Strahd von Zarovich never sleeps in the same coffin twice. He also has no bathrooms. You do the math. |
| Aug 5th |
Why choose the lesser evil? Cthulhu in 2008! |
| July 15th |
To stop global warming, Strahd von Zarovich advocates destroying the sun.
Send your donations today. |
| June 13th |
"I came with a simple dream; of eating all your brains. And this is how it must end?"
- Anton Misroi |
| May 21st |
Ask not for whom the bell tolls... 'cause I forgot |
| May 13th |
Happy Mummy's Day! |
| May 9th |
Wolves, the children of the night. What sweet music they make. Stop that damn racket! Some people are trying to sleep! |
| April 30th |
"...and that's why I have no eyebrows." - Ending of a conversation you wish you never had. |
| April 17th |
Indecipherable Kargat encryption: Pw3n all noobs. Strahd is teh suck. |
| April 14th |
Its all fun and games when someone looses an eye. |
| April 8th |
Happy Easter: Merry platypus, one and all! |
| April 4th |
"Cry havoc and slip loose the doves of war!" - the original, unedited phrase |
| April 2nd |
"Oh, its just you."
-Famous Last Words |
| March 23rd |
The only thing creepier than a puppet... a dead puppet. |
| March 16th |
Obey the Fist! |
| March 10th |
Beware my revenge of vengeance: The Revengening! |
| March 5th |
"Of course its safe. If it wasn't, would I do this...." - Famous Last Words |
| Feb 17th |
The Zherisian Gazetteer is out. Catch it before it escapes! |
| Feb 12th |
Not many people know that Strahd von Zarovich was the original Count Chocula. |
| Dec. 31st |
Happy New Fear! |
| Dec. 24th |
At the Xmas party, Strahd got wasted and forgot that vampires don't show up on a photocopier. Now we have blank paper and butt-prints on the glass. Nice. |
| Nov. 28th |
"...and the villagers searched all day, but they never found his head. The End." Ending of "Tobias goes to Barovia", popular children's book. |
| Nov. 2nd |
You have a good head on your shoulders. I think I'll take it. |
| Oct. 14th |
The master of Ravenloft is having guests for dinner... Did you all wash your necks like he asked? |
| Oct. 7th |
Happy Thanksgiving Canada! To prevent the turkey from rising from the grave, drive a hockey stick into the giblets. |
| Sep. 13th |
Strahd Von Zarovich announces open house. Seeks buyers with excellent taste. |
| Aug 27th |
Hope floats. Reality circles below while the Jaws theme plays. |
| July 21st |
Behold our new Google-rific design! Comments may be submitted to our secretary Dru for prompt shredding. |
| July 20th |
Maquis D'Polmero's secret shame: The painting in which his soul is trapped is in fact a velvet Elvis. Talk about bad taste. |
| June 20th |
Falkovnia unveils new Complaints Box, otherwise known as a coffin. |
| March 31st |
Victor Mordenheim is not licensed to practice medicine. His doctorate is actually in Sociology. |
| March 5th |
Strange but true: Ivana Boristi is not poisonous, but in fact suffers from really, really bad breath. |
| April 20th |
The Fraternity has cracked the Da Vinci Code! It says "Tom Hanks is a big mother f...." |
| April 2nd |
The Fraternity of Shadows made many aquisitions on April 1st. They report over 100 people "Ow3ned". |
| Mar 20th |
Rokushima Taiyoo bans Darkonian beef imports in response to beef inspector being attacked by "aged" steak. |
| Mar 15th |
This Just In: Strahd has successfully sued the estate of Van Richten for libel. |
| Feb 17th |
Fervor continues in Phariza over depictions of Diamble featuring glasses, mustaches and stink-lines. |
| Jan. 12th |
Contrary to popular belief, you can get blood from a turnip. You just have to throw it hard enough. |
| Jan. 11th |
Its a new dawn, a new day, and a new drained body to stash in the cellar. |
| Dec. 4th |
Strange but True: Azalin Rex made his fortune selling bone china |
| Nov. 12th |
Can the House of Lament get cabin fever? |
| Nov. 3rd |
Warning: The Isle of Ravens has been quarantined over fears of the Avian Flu |
| Oct. 27th |
Diplomatic immunity does not apply to the laws of physics. Except in Vechor |
| Oct. 14th |
That guy must have a sick up his butt - Falkovnian saying
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| Oct. 11th |
Warning: Thanksgiving leftovers may animate as revenant-turkeys! |
| Oct. 3rd |
Is that all you got? - Famous last words |
| Sept. 22nd |
Dr. Dominai's discount lobotomies: This week; Half off |
| Sept. 11th |
Beware the curse of the were-gazebo! |
| Sept. 3rd |
This just in: Jacqueline Renier caught testing cosmetics on mice |
| Aug. 22nd |
If a tree falls in the woods, and no one is there to hear it, who does its ghost haunt? |
| Aug. 2nd |
How far can you walk into the woods? Only halfway, before a werewolf eats you. |
